not only am i sad and lonely, i'm also gay

being mean is a waste of energy and i'm not here for that

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[ministarfruit]

taking haircut suggestions and I got simon blackquill five times so he's up first! snip snip samurai!

[uglygirlstatus]

I wish at the part in Death Note where L and Light have their tennis match and the teacher wants them to join the tennis team that he successfully convinced them and the whole story just abruptly pivoted to a sports manga

[brok-n-image]

the kira killings stop the moment light joins the tennis club and it becomes obvious to everyone that light was kira but L doesnt want to lose their top player right before they go to nationals so it abruptly pivots back into trying to fool the police again

[lesmiserablol]

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

[transarsonist]

[jewfrogs]

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

[jewfrogs]

no…..this cant be……by jove! ive been repercussed

[bauliya]

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

[bauliya]

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

[clodiuspulcher]

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

[waxcat]

[paper--machete]

i know every digit of pi

[paper--machete]

i dont know what order

[flightyfinch]

hey sorry i actually couldn't get the groceries this time. yeah no when i went to the vegetable patch there was just some guy standing there. hm? oh i dunno, flannel shirt, big hat, holding his arms out super big. like, he looked HUGE. just creeped me out yknow

[flightyfinch]

this post sure is taking off here in the bird url community

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[agrifuture]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[imperaptorfuriosa]

[bookpdf]

dash display option "randomize" that shows posts in random chronological order. not just a jumble of recently made posts, but entirely random. i want to replicate the experience of wandering through a forest in france and finding a world war i grenade, but the grenade is discourse from 2012. this would not be good or "usable" but it would add a delightful amount of confusion to our daily lives i think

[girlblocker]

get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

[kikokuso]

An omega variant would be one of the last covid variants and the trend is that covid is slowly becoming more infectious and less severe with each mutation. This would mean that the omega variant would spread and multiply extremely easily, but would also be weak and mild in symptoms.

Therefore we can consider the omega variant submissive and breedable.

[girlblocker]

op here. i want a lobotomy

[pauliedraws]

Hospital.

This scene took like a month to do, and I almost gave up on it twice. But it’s done.

My shameful secret, and why this is not just a recreation of part one of the old comic I did, is that... I hate that old comic. Like. It’s terrible.

Thank you to @themornal for doing all the voice work.

[markv5]

[stargazypie]

I love a detective and the thing about detectives is that working with a partner is really gay. but working alone is also gay

[stargazypie]

this post is in honour of the 168th birthday of the original gay detective mr sherlock holmes himself

[beardedmrbean]

X

[thatjayjustice]

They were all such amazing actresses that the scene didn’t feel scripted at all. <3 

[sunfortune]

deserved

[barb-l]