[k0nahrik]

Cute little Overwatch fanfiction idea.....: Zoroastrian Overwatch Character, that is all

This would be so tuff

[k0nahrik]

first time logging in in four years apparently, uh, that Matthew Mcconaughey quote about this website being the fading memory of a dream. Or whatever

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Pokemon fusions

[weaver-z]

Shout out to acclaimed horror mangaka Junji Ito for writing a cute slice of life comedy about competing with his wife for the affection of his two cats and REFUSING to change his eerie, body-horror-filled, vertigo-inducing art style at all for its entire duration

[diamondnokouzai]

if i were a caveman id be the caveman that invented the word ‘the’ but also all the other cavemen would be like ‘ugh there dunga bunga go again 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we so sick of him say THE cave THE mammoth THE spear. he THE jerk.’

[babyyodaismysaviour]

Broke: Baby Yoda likes choccy milk and chicken nuggies

Woke: Baby Yoda will eat literally anything he can get his little green bastard hands on

[tatooineknights]

someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire

everyone else in the galaxy:

everyone on tatooine:

[hyperewok1]

Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy. 

[beatrice-otter]

Tags via jaquez45: #I think a lot about this #like the guy was a weird excitable nerd #but you had to tolerate him because #INEXPLICABLY #he was STUPID good as a pilot #like the t-16 orbital drop whomp rat champion since he was 13 #so you couldn’t just IGNORE him and his fucking nerdery #and his being super awkward CONSTANTLY #and one day his farm is burned and his family is dead #you assume he’s dead too and you feel kind of bad for mocking him now #but then #space radio is like LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP A SPACE STATION #LUKE SKYWALKER KILLED THE EMPEROR #and you just #kind hope he never decides to get revenge for the wormie thing

[whetstonefires]

oh also turns out he came back to town and killed the mob boss who controlled everything and then left again without buzzing any of his former acquaintance so probably you’re Beneath his Notice; mixed feelings about that

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

yes, you’re correct, this takes place at tatooine high school

[kabaks]

homophobia is ok when it makes me laugh

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

[batz]

[maxknightley]

[law-of-abstraction]

The Giant’s Head, 2017 sculpted by British Damien Hirst.

[nevver]

True North, Alan Caswell Collier

[olyphant-tim]

“What’s with him?”

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[jumex]

Boobs up my ass and out

[depsidase]

[louisegluckpdf]

tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

this is an example of anti-catholic bigotry.

[regrettablyjake]

I’m obsessed.

[regrettablyjake]

This woman is operating on a level I cannot begin to comprehend.

[kyuubijrr]

I'm-

[vua-dreams]

y’all are missing the best part

[blackarachnya]

@philosophicalcronenberg yes