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[im-extremely-scottish]

^^^this is what the start of the ad looks like

if anyone could rb with a photo ID thatd be great

[chemicalarospec]

Image one text: “travis @/milkblocks on Twitter: !!! apparently Youtube has another jumpscare ad!!! wow, exciting!! /s it starts off with an image of a woman like a couple feet away from the camera, looking at the direction of the camera. it stays like that for two seconds and then the jumpscare happens. it’s not skippable- [second tweet, same image, same tweeter]: if you’re sensitive  to jumpscares/horror imagery please be careful or get adblock”

image two: A white woman with light brown/blonde hair stands facing the camera. There is a light above her head, and she appears to be at a party. The lighting is very blue-tinted.

Image three: “robin hood SCHLATT 2020 @/schlatt_2020 on Twitter: !!! THERE IS A WAY YOU CAN SKIP IT!!!! pause the ad and click the information icon, and click stop seeing this ad. when it asks why, say its insensitive, the ad will immediately disappear and put you back on your video.”

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This is my first time doing this so I hope it’s good!

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[bananahomo]

it doesn't matter. you'll NEVER have a murder of crows circling ominously over you while you wear a slutty black outfit. idiot.

[killjah]

we have a guy like this in glasgow, Scotland, he’s called crow guy and the murder of crows follows him everywhere, here he is sitting down, I don’t know if the dog is his I think they just like sitting there with him

[bananahomo]

everyone wants what he has

[madatmost]

[eregyrn-falls]

Some additional info!

This is by a Japanese artist named Amanojaku to Hesomagari (according to the article here).  Their website (in Japanese) is here.

(Be aware that they do a LOT of giant insect bags too, which are pictured at the above link.  Just in case insects are NOT your thing.)

I think I am probably very lucky that I can’t figure out how one would purchase, say, the coelacanth bag; which, in all fairness, really ought to be way out of my price range, given the work involved.

Here are some other favorites, from the boredpanda article linked above:

Sturgeon!!!

I love the way the attendant fish are done here.

I’m not even sure how big this actually is...

Bittern, maybe?

(Desire to commission a common loon purse is... overwhelming... NO.)

Truly amazing.

[souviet]

@apeacebone

[medievalcellphone]

This cat sounds like like cheburashka wtf

[strohller27]

Ж: Как тирг делает? (How does the Tiger do it?)

К: РггААААХх

Ж: Ох какой! (Oh, look at him!)

[dwagom]

[rslashrats]

[animalvegetablemineral]

Elephant shrew

“Phylogenetic analysis revealed that elephant shrews are not classified with true shrews, but are in fact more closely related to elephants than shrews.”

^Black and rufous elephant shrew

[shillelagh]

[hyrude]

im so mad bc “atlas shrugged” is such a raw fucking title. thats an EXCELLENT name for a book. a man holding the weight of the entire world on his shoulders is so moved by his disdain for the current state of things that he exerts the force to shrug. indifference to the nth degree. that’s fucking metal. then you read it and it’s just about hating poor people.

[sharlatan-ka]

Trump doesn’t want to participate in the debate because he might be muted but I’d pay real human money to watch him scream and be rendered powerless by a little zoom microphone icon

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[kalichnikov]

[i-think-the-fuck-not]

[kaijuno]

[twinklestarsprites]

i feel like this would be a really good / agreeable pic if not for the bottom left

[twinklestarsprites]

[drearyhours]

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

[thesubcon10ent]

Idk anything about Star Trek and this trope is absolutely hilarious but I’m also a big fan of the opposite of this trope, where the character is listing things that aren’t real but they’ll add 1 thing that’s real at the end

[writing-and-nutmeg]

Someone: hey, if you’re a writer, why don’t I ever see you writing?

Me, a writer who’s been daydreaming about three characters, two unwritten chapters, some scraps of dialogue, and a partial plot that still needs to be heated up in the microwave before it’s usable:

[kermitheefrog]

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

[unclefather]

I’m going to be starting a new thing on my page where I post all the fast food secret menu hacks that I find

[unclefather]

If you go to Denny’s, order “wet eggs” it’s scrambled eggs and they put their hands in water and they touch them

[dangerousturkey]

sierra why would i order that

[unclefather]

I like it

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]