Where Are The Frogs

She doesn’t even go here

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[savouryduck]

@electric-shoop PLEASE

[fatfemme-inist]

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

[demonprincex]

It is not possible to think your way out of an interpersonal conflict or ambiguous social situation. The information that you require in order to move forward dwells inside of another person, and you literally cannot figure that out yourself, no matter how good at perception, pattern matching, fawning, making up scenarios in your head, preparing, or minimizing your feelings you are.

[theconcealedweapon]

[mael-bloggy-deactivated20251007]

"The worst streak for a Red Bull driver in the team's history."

[slutforpringles]

😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

[daniel-desenchante]

Can we turn this post into an ongoing compilation 😏

[vexheart]

[4gifs]

[theproblematicblogger]

That gazebo is so fucked

[didgeridooyouloveme]

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

[awkwardarbor]

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

[thebobblehat]

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

[blackmormon-blog]

I only liked this for the gif

[saint-augustines-pears]

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Khalil Gibran

[demidiabolicaldiabetic-deactiva]

Holdin out for this.

[nerdreamer]

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[taxidermycanine]

it's all so tiresome

[nickmpreg]

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

[nickmpreg]

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[isotopegirl-deactivated20240730]

[thebibliosphere]

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[emptyingthoughtsonpaper-deactiv]

People keep telling me that I'm too much; too angry, too passionate, too emotional, too this, too that. What they never understand is that all of my "toos" are nothing but me trying to feel seen and heard and feel like I have a voice. It's me trying; and unlike them, I'll never give up on me.