kaeferlein

whin 30s, illustrator [they/them] chronically ill gay who would rather be a rock art tumblr

[kaeferlein]

it is fundamental to my usage of this website that my username makes no sense to anyone but 17 year old me, my layout is a redux edit from i don't even know how long ago, most of my bio was deleted by tumblr mobile, and my icon references an out-of-service game i have not played in like ten years. my ask message is about how a zine we made in 2012 is no longer in stock, bc the post about it got like 800 notes, which was a lot then. i can remember getting a single new follower in the last many years. i have no fucking clue who some of my long-term followers are. and i hope you die i hope we both die etc

[bovineblogger]

Are cow snoots soft and silky like horse snoots?

they are cold and wet

[boviboy]

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diy flowery soundboard

[fallout-lou-begas]

okay so. as a Fallout Blog or whatever. my take on "new fallout game in development at obsidian!" is that there genuinely doesn't need to be new fallout games, really, and the circumstances in which we're getting one -- amidst layoffs and the cancellation of all of obsidian's original IP projects in-development -- suggests that microsoft is holding obsidian at gunpoint and demanding them to print money above all else, which doesn't really inspire me with confidence even if this game is made by two or three of the same guys who made the last good fallout game so many years ago that new vegas could be going to senior prom soon

[kaeferlein]

the tumblr sexyman poll confuses me because a lot of people are just voting for who they like more or think is more attractive which is NOT the point. someone said the onceler isn't a sexyman. we've lost the plot

[kaeferlein]

ostensibly there's no rules to how you vote but ryan gosling never shouldve made it. if the competitors were actually all sexymen i'd be having fun. it looks like tenna will win so whatever but this poll sucks ass

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[despazito]

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[emjots]

[satanfemme]

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[soupy-sez]

Jett Fillmore from GOAT (2026) trailer

[fozmeadows]

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[naye-et-cetera]

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[zawehzawah]

Hey guys. Thank you again to the folks who have shared so far as usual, and those who have donated past and present.

Things arent looking good. We've not really gotten any donations, and I'm out of time. My bank account is significantly overdrafted at the moment, so the rent is paid but now i'm on a crunch to actually put the money in my account accrue debt.

If anyone forgot whats goin on: I'm a disabled and black trans man who is no longer able to work due to long covid. I am currently waiting for my disability determination, but have no other income. My partners full time job is not remotely sufficient to support us.

If you'd like to help us stay housed and fed th8s month, you can donate to:

Paypal: [email protected]

Venmo: @ zawehzaweh (remove space)

Any little bit goes a long way and i am so grateful for that help and the aid that has been provided in the past!!! We...dont exactly have anythin to sell or many people to turn to irl, so other options are very limited. One of which I'd like to avoid unless absolutely necessary, but i will do anything to keep my family safe.

[wrenwhite]

hi, this is us again. I have commissions open, as always, just check my pinned post. we're always grateful for the help.

[zawehzawah]

Hey so this is now twice as urgent. I don't know why, but the apt management refunded our payment. It was not done by my bank, so it wasnt a bounced payment and thats not how my overdrafts work, but this has happened once before and not only did they threaten eviction, but dumped a ton of fees on top (missed payment, bounced check, and then 5 dollars every dat since the 5th)

So we need this mobey ASAP please we need help

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip