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Janaina Medeiros
macklin celebrini has autism
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Laios: They let me milk a minotaur!
Chilchuck: Good for you.¹ Keep that to yourself.
¹ Had Chilchuck not dismissed Laios’ remark out of hand, they might have been able to glean that the ever-shifting dungeon was, instead, a house²
²Personally, I am more curious how Laios did that with his mouth -K
i don't think people into the mech porn stuff think it's representative of normal mecha fiction any more than people doing FFXIV gpose porn think that the next raid is going to have a Mindless Hypnoslut debuff
posts that are even funnier given the most recent gquuux episode
Shit man, this mech war is fucked. I just saw a doll shoulder its rifle and say "reality warp: black hole star" or some similar shit, and every mech around it cratered, radiated a ring of pure energy, and disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is firing anti-personnel rounds and buckshot. I think I just heard "nanomachines: skewer" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Recruits in basic training getting their first neural link capability assessment:
yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend
extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people
my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone
haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles
can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way
can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up
can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap
cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.
unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily
will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.
I love you unwell elf girl
I love you unwell elf girl (in manga form)
When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄
I'm going to the Hardware Store
Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.
“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”
“A classic. Congratulations.”
“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”
“Effective. Next?”
“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”
“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”
Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism
“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”
“I see it also gave you… ah…”
“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”
“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”
“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”
“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”
“Oh yes.”
“I was trying to
find a more diplomatic
way to bring it up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
If I had a nickel for every time a sci-fi setting has fucked up Deimos, I'd have...
FOUR nickels!
Get you a ship that can do both
on their clit like morse code
This does not sound good. It's like that post talking about using the clit as a turntable. Nobody wants that.
U couldnt begin to comprehend the sex i have
the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them
you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐
Rare Achievement Unlocked:
Irrevocable Linguistic Harm
Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward
i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software
AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Yeah... I'm a GAMER
G - Old
A - As
M - Shit
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