Rantings. @kaelidra - Tumblr Blog

Showing Teen Wolf to somebody who knows a lot about the mythology around supernatural creatures is a 10/10 experience because you get to watch how impressed they are by the story including la bete and how creative the whole Argent/Silver thing is, and then you get to watch the ten stages of grief they go through when it’s made canon that becoming a werewolf makes you good at bowling.

number1mongrel

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

beetlebongos

In a perfect world we'd have a muppets odyssey movie rn

obsequist

Basically I want to be someone’s cat

pennysfitzgerald-deactivated201

thank god i didn’t miss this extremely important email from tumblr

polyhexian

I kind of love that Mensah says murderbot's drones are assistance devices and murderbot is like. It thinks she's scamming them. It thinks she's lying so that it can get it's drones. She's pulling a fast one. No dude those are assistance devices you literally do in fact use them to naturally interact with your environment, are hindered in that without them, and feel naturally wrong and upset when you don't have them. You literally are in fact entitled medically to your drones

pingo1387

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

seaemberthesecond

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

zegalba

Trees which have been struck by lightning

3liza

unironically i love this website and the people who post here because like 4% of them are even more pedantic and specialized in their knowledge bases than i am, and they are ALL HATERS. these are my people, sincerely. i support them uncritically even though all of us are REALLY annoying

bakedbananners

one of my favorite parts in platform decay is when there’s like lowkey a construct revolution spreading in real time and murderbot is just like I literally don’t have fucking time for this

parkchanwoohoo

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches