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got my tablet working again, so heres a better intro post.

text under the cut incase anyone can't read my handwriting.

can white folks gather here and tell me how much spice they can tolerate. im curious, as someone who eats loads of spicy food

#I'm native #but I have mixed family #all the white people in my family love spicy food and i have zero tolerance for it #its such a cruel joke bc I genuinely do love the taste of most of the dishes they make but I get smoked out so quick

I so wish I was one of those people who could turn their anger at the world into something productive, I just want to punch things.

#personal #stupid irrelevant bullshit

stupid irrelevant rant.

why do our phones need to be INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING? every new innovation needs to include some weird usage of my phone, and i do not want it to. this has been spurred by the new Singer sewing machine btw, I get that its for embroidery primarily, but genuinely why can't it just have a screen built in, why do I need to plug my phone into it and get an app for it, its a sewing machine. like what happens when i don't have wifi and I want to use the machine, its just a hunk of plastic now? the capabilities of the actual machine look cool, but why do I need extra shit for it to do its job. really i shouldn't be complaining that much, bc its not even properly out yet, but I am so sick of needing to get an app for everything

#personal #stupid irrelevant bullshit #just needed to get it out #I am so close to returning to a flip phone #my most boomer take is that i do in fact think cellphones are the root of all evil

fascinatinglyugly

obsessed with this mf

wanted to add color cuz he needs his glorious red hair but idk how to paint so that'll have to wait

#AHHHHH #THIS IS SO GOOD #!!!!!!

monochrome-dundee

I know Rorschach wouldn’t watch movies because it’s a hobby and how dare anyone have a hobby but I wonder what he would’ve liked. Separate from what he liked, Has he ever seen Snow White? Dumbo? Bambi?

What about Daniel. He is an old soul, at least music taste wise, what would have he liked that would’ve gotten him weird looks as a kid because he’s watching his grandpa’s movies?

Laurie? She would have much more modern (within Watchmen time period anyway) tastes. I would talk to her about movies more…

#I imagine Eddie probably likes old cowboy movie #and probably some James Bond stuff #but my most out there headcanon for him that’s based on nothing is that he genuinely enjoys musical theatre #Ozzie seems like the type of guy who would exclusively watch documentaries and weird indie movies

Been larping this game majorly lately

#I want to play it so bad but I’m such a little wimp when it comes to horror games #but the weird Russian lady that wants to kill me has captivated me #outlast trials #liliya bogomolova

opinions on ozycom…..

I ship it, not like in a serious way though. I like it because it’s just two guys who NEED to exert control over everyone else to feel important, so when put together they just end up microdosing their personalities via each other. Their relationship would be a power struggle, as they both would imagine themselves as wearing the pants in a relationship.

#also both of them lowkey bring out the worst in eachother #Eddie’s immorality and cynicism vs Adrian’s hope and consequentialism #ozycom #eddie blake #the comedian #ozymandias #adrian veidt #watchmen

im-wide-asleep

Okay, a lot of reviews for the film talk about the how ambiguous/open the ending is and I've seen a lot of different opinions/hopes on what happens, so, in your opinion

Did Lahn cut his dick off at the end?

yes

no

something else? lmk

Voting ended onJul 26

#I like the idea he didn’t #but he wouldn’t fucking do that #Lahns entire character is always submitting to abusive men #his brother presumably Dennis & Trevor #I don’t think he would have a change of heart RIGHT AT THE END #sorry if this doesn’t make sense or something #I’m lowkey drunk

Idk man

#watchmen #eddie blake #the comedian #walter kovacs #rorschach #lowkey sucked trying to find a pic with both of them

voiddrawsdaily2026

somebody should really watch these guys

#AHHH #so cute!!!

dr-crumblesmirke--esquire

au where "bubastis reforms" but "reforms 'wrong'" and it's just Veidt lying through his teeth about where he got his new cat.

completely unrelated but i think there was an au floating around there on livejournal where Rorschach wasn't allowed to die and was instead turned into a cat. Wouldn't it be fun if Daniel found a severely traumatized cat on his doorstep and he has to pet-proof his house. It was named Beans, of course.

Funny how Rorschach's hair color would be not too far off from Bubastis's fur color. Funny how rorschach inkblots, when centered on the spine of a quadruped, could closely resemble tiger stripes. Funny how Veidt's infamous for genetically engineering pets. Whose to say the lynx-tiger hybrid wasn't also freakishly intelligent? Whose to say Bubastis's mind didn't expand in an indeterminable amount of dimensions while de-atomized? why would anyone doubt Veidt's claim that his cat was just a bit weirder, now? Not like it can talk.

dr-crumblesmirke--esquire

to further my point, sketch of catschach:

#you know what I fuck with it #but I think ror would be a calico if he was a cat

hell-fuck-city

one of my watchman opinions is that the comedian internally identidfies as like.

one of these kinds of guys, but is unfortunetley job-obligated to be vaugley republican, so just kind of goes with whatever. he doesnt actually have any feelings about the country he lives in, its just a bizzare, stagnent machine that effects other people who have to do their own laundry. hes never really ajusted to being an adult with actual agency. in his brain the only thing thats changed since he was sixteen is that people are on his ass less about brutality and more girls wanna fuck him. theres an emptiness inside of him, but hes one of those guys who just doesnt notice it.

#my thoughts exactly!!#In my mind he only works for the government bc it benefits him slightly more than him not working for them #this man has no loyalty

voiddrawsdaily2026

overwhelming mothers & absent fathers

#I need more Rorschach and Laurie are siblings propaganda #spiritually to me they are siblings #in another world where ror is less insufferable they would be bffs

Too tired to discuss the significance, but during the entire final scene there’s a baby carriage (from the looks of it) right behind Lahn. If I was less stoned I could probably come up with an analysis on why that was chosen. But whatever you get the picture.

#I’ll probably reblog this later when I can actually put my thoughts into words #surrender dorothy 1998 #but to the 4 people in this tag I’d love to hear ur thoughts

im-wide-asleep

#wheezing at Trevor’s #love this #lowkey should have censored Trevor’s name like a slur

Psa for white people.

It’s actually not that hard to give a shit about brown people. Just fyi.

#like it bewilders me that white people have ‘racist phases’#like WHAT #like do you not see that it harms people and then inherently become diametrically opposed to it??#Whatever man #I should stop expecting people to have basic human empathy #personal #this has been a spurred by having to explain to a white girl that idc about how poc talk about white people-#-you could not pay me to care. I have been called horrendous shit by white people so idc how poc talk about the whites bruh

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