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26, she/her, get ready for hyperfixations aplenty

[kagenoyurei]

I’m back on my wrestling bullshit and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[targetedknowledge]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[g4yr4t]

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[g4yr4t]

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

[good-to-drive]

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

[i-am-a-fish]

unlearn shame. then with all the new space in your brain you can learn something cool. like you can learn how to read braille. or you can learn how to make chocolate mousse. you can do anything really

[utdr-characters-says]

[i-am-a-fish]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

[orphanedsource]

I’m hypnotized 

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Two years on, their wood grain has darkened because they live on my laptop keyboard and I'm constantly patting them <3 To be loved is to be changed

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[karsyntries]

It’s Jacksepticeye’s Birthday Today!!🎉🎂

I decided I’d send him a sweet thoughtful birthday message on Instagram for his special day 😌💚

Hope he sees it 🥺

[therealjacksepticeye]

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[pyxilate]

im going to be referencing this forever

[prof-grace-aspen]

of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.

[drygingergood]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the most addition to this post but I also can't fucking argue with it because it's true.

[lbibliophile-sw]

... he just took 'burnt out' more literally than most.

[segamascott]

[meerschweinchen-archive]

came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Rays picks have a fucking plane on them 😭

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Fuckers in my notes like "oh it's because of the jets duh" as if it isn't just objectively funny to have a plane and "since 2001" on your picks when you're THEE 9/11 band