[escuerzoresucitado]

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[stickynutjuice]

me when i’m emperor and make all weird shit illegal and the kpoppers and kinnies put rat poison in the grapes i’m being fed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly

[dogpuppy]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father is real though and he's on r/AITA

[manic-preacher]

how it feels to be a useless chud. with no driving licence

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[senditothemoonn]

come back

no u

[kahmooi]

please. the children miss you

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀