its not a phase mom

i, at least, try to be funny

[wentz-archive]

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

[pg13howincrediblydull]

is this a Halsey song

[kahooterkashooter]

me, singing: cause shade never made anybody less gay

my brother, singing: oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oH-OH OH-OH

my mom, in a disappointed voice: you need to calm down

[sergle]

reposting the full set of last year’s pride oc pieces I did

[kahooterkashooter]

kudos to all my aromatic and asexual buddies out there because lord knows you dont get enough recognition

[kahooterkashooter]

tbh gay culture being incapable of having good posture

[incorrectqueereye]

I’m doing a thing

Everyone who reblogs this post will get a random Queer Eye gif in their inbox

[kahooterkashooter]

w0w what an icon

[sleepeys]

*sees everybody moving to reddit*

[gayrudeboys]

[sleepeys]

thats it, this is the funniest addition to any of my posts ever

[ithelpstodream]

chaotic good

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are about 3.8 billion men on earth, and the average weight of a penis is 100g. There is 837756596 pounds of dick on Earth.

[kahooterkashooter]

do these calulations count all the dicks in my school?

[just-shower-thoughts]

if you buy a knife on amazon, you could murder someone, clean it, and return it for a refund. they’ll never find the murder weapon.

[kahooterkashooter]

i have a grand idea

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[vibinwitch]

It has 3 million notes

[everythingisinabag-deactivated2]

Oh my god

This is so old

How did I find it

[callme-geek]

Oh 2013….

[hollyhobbie56-deactivated201604]

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

[i-fucking-hate-people]

“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers

[thefrenchshipmutiny]

“Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes

[lisathevampireslayer]

“Tony yes” an autobiography by Tony Stark

[dreamcatchersdaughter]

“Tony….Oh, god yes Tony.. Fuck.” a trilogy by Bucky Barnes

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Holy shit xDDD One of the best posts that I’ve ever saw on tumblr.

[kahooterkashooter]

"Please dont Dad" an tetralogy by Peter Parker

[just-shower-thoughts]

Celebrities who paid millions of dollars for plastic surgery are still going to have ugly kids.

[kahooterkashooter]

[mendokayalways]

Me, watching the Gillette ad: Maybe there's hope for men after all.

Me, reading the comments and tweets: Yeah never mind.

[kahooterkashooter]

person: h-

me: queer eye season three came out yesterday and i already finished it but it was great 22/10, would recommend

[instanthoughts]

How often do you use the word profuse?

[kahooterkashooter]

profusely

[kahooterkashooter]

*after a meeting with my school counselor*

school counselor: are you okay now?

me: bold of you to assume i was ever okay

school counselor:

school counselor: i'll set up an appointment with your therapist