I'm comparing your past to my future.

[incorrectgmw]

Bouncer: ID please.

Maya: Okay, here.

Bouncer: This is just a receipt for some Heelys you bought.

Maya: [has already Heely'd past him]

Bouncer, under his breath: Fuck, that was so cool.

[shencomix]

[lagomorphery]

part 2 of the baby hop and leon series!

[rhapsodic-evanescence]

The ‘making girls question their sexuality since the early 2000s’ gang (feel free to add as you see fit)

[gnarly-art]

Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

[nemutakaramoved-blog]

“good job disney” my ass, good job CHRIS SANDERS

[lyrangalia]

Let’s not credit just Chris Sanders for this. This happened because they cast actual Hawaiian Actors like Tia Carrere and Jason Scott Lee to play Hawaiian characters, and allowed the actors to have input into writing the characters’ lines. 

This sort of authenticity comes from accuracy and authenticity in casting choices. The fact that Chris Sanders as direct/writer facilitated that does not mean he gets credit for the actors’ experience.

This is why diversity and representation in media matters.

[galaxy-boy-deactivated20180608]

Dude as a hawaiian, this is like straight up what my life as a kid was. My mom worked at those fakey luaus full time to pay rent. My mom is someone who is absolutely passionate and proud about being a hawaiian, living and teaching the ways our ancestors lived and taught. See, we Hawaiians, we live by the way of aloha. And not by the way of “hello” “goodbye”, let me educate you. As Pono Shim, CEO and President of Enterprise Honolulu, the Oahu Economic Development Board, states absolutely perfectly “aloha is to be in the presence of life, to share the essence of one’s being with openness, honesty, and humility. It is a way of being, a way of behaving, a way of life. It is a commitment to accepting others and giving dignity to who they are and what they have to offer.” Aloha is more than hello and goodbye. Think of aloha as an abbreviation. Akahai: meaning kindness Lokahi: meaning unity Olu’Olu’: meaning agreeableness Ha’aha’a: meaning humility Ahonui: meaning patience This is something we all need to live by, seriously, we all should

[brunhiddensmusings]

the dropped sub-plot was that lilo hated tourists, which is why she goes around taking pictures of them like they were attractions instead of people; like how they took photos of locals

similarly there was a deleted scene where she scares tourists off of a beach by sounding a false tsunami siren to watch them run screaming deeper in the lore that kid thats a prick to her, mertyle, is the daughter of the person who runs the megamart and crushed a lot of other local businesses- when they have to do a hula to tell a story mertyle actually uses it to describe the low prices, where lilo does a hula about a traditional creation myth that was important to her mother. you may notice both lilo and nani are on first name basis with both the coffee shop owner and the fruitseller, there is big disparity between the locals and foreign interest businesses relegating them to just be tourist industry

[angrynebula]

friendly reminder that lilo & stitch is indisputably the best disney film

[double06]

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

[rawrgoesjerran-blog]

people with vaginas  what are they called again?

[firetinasty]

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

[mallorylrc]

whoop there it is

[gayrika]

jesus fuck

[supercorpverse-deactivated20181]

Reblogging ‘cause this is true af and also, the use of the Monty Python gif here is 👌

[archivelaurmila]

Never let this video die…

[kai-taco]

The Outsiders

Hey guys... Long time no see. 

So. My friends and I have a wattpad collab account. We’ve got this really cool book that has all of us as superheroes. It also has such faces as Sabrina Carpenter, Rowan Blanchard, Milo Manheim, Lauren Jauregui, and Ryan Ashley Malarkey. 

I’m super proud of this book and what is out so far, so I would greatly appreciate it if you went and read it!

https://www.wattpad.com/story/142417049-the-outsiders

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[kai-taco]

Why do I feel like this is some sort of Ides of March reference that I don’t get?

[stabbymcgeee]

okay, can anybody send me some rilaya songs? i am making a playlist i could cry to because i miss them so much

[kyung-kai]

girls like girls and sleepover by hayley kiyoko (also could you send me the playlist link when your done with it)

[kai-taco]

SAME HERE PLEASE

[kai-taco]

Principal: What was that ruckus?

Farkle: What Ruckus?

Principal: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus!

Lucas: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

[outcrying]

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

[boymeetsthefeminists-deactivate]

in light of the news on Andi Mack, i think it’s safe to say that Maya was actually disney’s first lgbt character and Riley was her girlfriend

[kai-taco]

THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE A FOURTH SEASON AND USED GMW TO HAVE THEIR FIRST LGBT CHARACTER ON A SHOW. GMSEXUALITY WULD HAVE BEEN AN AMAZING FUCKING EPISODE BUT THEY DECIDED TO CANCEL IT AND WASTE THEIR FIRST LGBT CHARACTER ON A DIFFERENCT SHOW.

[kai-taco]

The good thing about the way I self harm... is the fact that nobody ever notices when new ones show up. They're easily mistaken as a nick from shaving or scratching at a bug bite too much.

[kai-taco]

So... I created a Sabrina Instagram account.....

[dunflower]

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

[imaginethedarkerside]

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

[dunflower]

this post got 500 thousand notes bc people think it’s some profound observation but it’s actually about my mother not singing along to fergalicious in the car bc she was mad at me..

[dunflower]

this post got over one million notes and it’s still about fergalicious

[runaways-withme]

OUT HERE IN SPACE 

I KISS YOUR GREEN FACE 

BUT IT FEELS LIKE WE’RE LIGHT YEARS AWAYYYYYYYY