play hard to (for)get

kaia gerber / model / actress

[kaiagrbrx]

— FRIENDSHIP

squad-

sibling vibes- selena gomez

platonic soulmates- dua lipa

friends-

role model- kendall jenner

gym buddies- joe jonas

confidant-

party pals-

good influence-

bad influence-

flirtationship- shawn mendes

— BOM CHICKA WOW WOW

friends with benefits (open to a few, she's single and ready to mingle) – harry styles (shhhhh it's a secret)

revenge sex -

the rebound (the connection that they always sleep with each other when they break up with someone or get their heart broken)-

enemies with benefits - jacob elordi

hookup buddies -

i know you have feelings for me, but to me, it’s just fun –

you’re in a relationship but oops(?) we hook up-

we might be exes, but we still hook up-

pr relationship-

— PAST(ish)

first love-

holder of the v-card-

on again/off again-

exes on good terms –

unresolved exes-

[kaiagrbrx]

i can't be the only one who didn't realize how much i really needed time away until i was actually here on vacation, can i? i can barely remember the last time i took one. i forgot how nice it is to be able to lay on the beach, read, and listen to the ocean. is it just me or do the drinks taste better here? whats something you want to do before this trip is over? and can i tag along? @reputationsstarters

[sabscarpcntcr]

we are going to pretend that i have been laying out on the beach for the past...however many days. oh, how i wish, that was true! i love the idea of being out on the sand with a pina colada with one of those tiny umbrellas! so someone needs to tell me if there's something else to do otherwise that is where you are going to find me. though the villa is beautiful! @reputationsstarters

[kaiagrbrx]

if you want to pretend that, i'm happy to go along with it. but curious minds want to know, what have you been up to instead? the pina coladas here are top tier, they always taste the best by the beach.

[dayazcoleman]

is it though? to think about the ship that sank? it really is engrained in us! are you telling me it wouldn't be that fulfilling? kaia, i cannot believe you! kidding, you would make my dream come true but i don't want you to do it if you won't enjoy it!

[kaiagrbrx]

yes, i blame leo, he's a huge part of the reason people want to relive that very moment any time they're near a boat! im not saying i wouldn't enjoy it, i'm just no leo or kate so i don't know how fulfilling it'll be for you

[kaiagrbrx]

kaiagerber uploaded a photo to instagram

📖🌊

[jennerskendall]

PRIVATE: can we just ignore each other while we're here, and attempt to be fucking civil when we're forced to be around each other? i'm just looking to hopefully get this week over with, so we can go back to ignoring each other. @kaiagrbrx

[kaiagrbrx]

Private: it would be a lot easier to “be civil” if you didn’t go out of your way to be such a dick to me all the time. Keep that in mind while you’re trying to keep the peace.

[xflopughx]

I have seen it, I have laughed at it and now I'm just rolling my eyes at it. It was funny at first but now that whole carrousel horse meme thing from that picture of Andrew and I keeps following me around, even to the Bahamas. The internet can really go crazy about one single thing. Some are quite clever, not going to lie. Maybe we should've made that horse the star of the movie now. I'm just putting my phone away for the rest of the trip. Just no one taunt me with printing it out and hanging it everywhere here because I swear to God, you don't want to feel what Flo's wrath can be like. @reputationsstarters

[kaiagrbrx]

The internet is such a strange fuckin place. It can be so useful don’t get me wrong, but people zone in on the most bizarre things and really run with them. Printing it out and hanging it up! Don’t give people any ideas. Are you enjoying the trip so far?

[joncssss]

you know, it's times like these when i really wish my daughter was here with me. ever since she was old enough to scoot her way around, she's been a beach baby. which is great for her, but not great for me considering the feeling of sand beneath my feet makes me want to gag. so, if you see me wearing my fresh nikes out on the beach... mind your business. nothing to see here, move along. also, if you see me cuddled up next to a bottle of villa one tequila because of how much i miss my daughter... also mind your business. i'm going through it. @reputationsstarters

[kaiagrbrx]

She sounds like a girl after my own heart! No nick, no, you’re not that guy wearing trainers on the beach, say it ain’t so. Now it begs the question, have you always been this way about the sand? Even as a child? Or have you experienced some kind of sand trauma? I can’t mind my business if there’s tequila around though. I’ll drink with you, is that fair?

[dayazcoleman]

so i was on the boat earlier today and i had a very dumb thought. more or less...i need someone to do the titantic move with me. you know arms outstretched standing at the bow of the boat? i know i could do it alone and yell out the whole," king of the world!" line but just doesn't seem like it would be as fulfilling. anyone want to make my dream come true? @reputationsstarters

[kaiagrbrx]

I think that’s a completely normal reaction to being on…any boat. The cinematic masterpiece that is titanic has engrained it into our very beings! I don’t know how fulfilling it will be with me, but I’m all about making dreams come true.

[liipadua]

dua: you should have learned by now to have me as a priority caller. i bet phones can do that now, no? dua: like if a specific person calls it'll be on sound, but otherwise silent? dua: if that's not already a thing i'm reaching out to apple and samsung and all the companies, to get it implemented as a feature. dua: i do have a little sway with apple after the interview with tim cook dua: hm.. how about my place? you'll cook and i'll sit there and look pretty. it'll be like a household in the 50s.

[kaiagrbrx]

kaia: i have no freakin clue, im lucky that i even use my phone to text and call half the time kaia: if you can figure out how to set it up for me, be my guest, id love a priority caller list kaia: do i strike you as a 1950s housewife type?

[lcuispartridge]

you should have said something ! a simple and abrupt " why the fuck haven't you hired my hot ass for a campaign " would have been so valid. i would never let you be there and not be involved, c'mon now. my people are totally gonna reach out to your people to do all the boring shit and we'll get something in place.

[kaiagrbrx]

you know me well enough to know that i could NEVER say such a thing. even if my hot ass WOULD be perfect for one of your campaigns. ok have you people call my people. i didn't think id ever actually get to say that for real, but i couldn't pass up on the opportunity.

[liightsups]

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘: the phone plan thing was a joke 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘: i'm sorry cmon 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘: no radio silence from me. 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘: [ VOICENOTE ] i'm here. see now i'm going to talk too much. just to prove no radio silence. italy was great, i've got all my own furniture in the house there now and my neighbour lorenzo is a very, very nice guy. to talk to and look at. i started growing my own potanto tomatoes which, if i do say so myself, are great juiced into a traditional bolognese. the stop in la was brief for work stuff, but i'm back there this weekend for a charity gala which i'm kind of shitting myself about, actually. one direction has started showing up on my shuffle which has embarrassed me twice now, i don't know what i ever did to apple music to deserve that. but uhhh ... yeah. miss you. see. busy busy. don't block me thanks byeeee-

[kaiagrbrx]

kaia: its fine kaia: yeah, the rambling on really does make you sound super busy kaia: guess ill see you whenever youre in town and have time

[loutommox-deactivated20240923]

Louis: how bad would it be if a friend asked if they could get one of those library science tshirts you just brought out? Louis: got to be honest here, i don't really read as i have the attention span of a five year old so i can't focus on it properly. but me sister has been bugging me about it since she loves it so much. Louis: also, how have you been, love? not just texting to get stuff, by the way. @kaiagrbrx

[kaiagrbrx]

kaia: it wouldn't be bad at all! im happy to hook your sister up with all of the goods. ill send her one of everything to keep you in her good graces. kaia: no no of course not, the stuff is just an added bonus. lol im doing well! wrapped up a couple of projects so have a teeny bit of downtime. how about you? what have you been up to?

[bcrbiegurl]

𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗪𝗡: i try to be regimented but it's not always easy. but i find that if i slip on my routine, my mental health slips too. it's all hand in hand and very important. 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗪𝗡: i was scared to ask, what did you think of the song? you know i really really really really really really really really care what you think.

[kaiagrbrx]

kaia: it isn't always easy, that's true. i think for me it's become more of a habit than anything, so when the routine changes it feels like somethings terribly off. might be a little TOO regimented sometimes kaia: you should never be scared, im happy to report that it's amazing, not that im surprised at all. hows the feedback been? are you on cloud 9?

[jennerskendall]

jacob: why thank you. i aim to entertain. jacob: who said anything about a "conversation"? i just have no desire to tell you how much i "want" you or how "good" you feel, because both would be lies. jacob: add on that your brain barely functions? definitely a lousy lay jacob: oh damn... guess i'll message someone else you can give me a better blowjob. jacob: message me when you change your mind

[kaiagrbrx]

kaia: those insults were ALMOST effective kaia: until what you'll claim is a "typo" came up lmao you made a valiant effort though

[camismorrns]

cami: 😭😭 and here i thought i could get away with being lazy the next couple of weeks. thx for the reality check cami: yes please !! let me know when you've got some off time cami: can only report of hot weather for now, sadly. but i'm heading to europe next week, italian men always make for good goss, so i'll keep you updated

[kaiagrbrx]

kaia: sorry babe you know my love for pilates runs deep kaia: ive got a few days here and there every week for for the forseeable future so whenever works for you! kaia: that they do. have a blast. bring me back a souvenier.

[xflopughx]

Besides being a gorgeous model, are you trying out the whole being an entrepreneur thing too? Keep seeing all this library science stuff and I can't help but wonder what it is and what it's for. Like a new sort of clothing line or just something to support the book nerds? Which I'm all for since I do enjoy reading a good book in the quiet of my own home. @kaiagrbrx

[kaiagrbrx]

there IS new library science merch out. that's just an add on. library science is my baby. it's a book club. yes im a nerd, its all about trying to get people reading and discussing literature. but there are lots of book recs on libraryscience.net if you're looking for something new! do you have any down time these days?