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@kaidenwtv-blog
hello friends just a heads up i will be switching charries !! long story short, i have lost muse for my tiny son kaiden and rather than leaving the rp with all my amigos mejores behind i’m just switching things up a bit :’)) i’m keeping kaiden’s account for memories but other than that he’s gonna be nothing but a background charrie ... maybe he decided nyc wasn’t his thing and moved back with his family in san francisco so ya ... as k-dizzle would say ... it's been real homies <3
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@kaidamn: mirror mirror on the wall who's the baddest bitch of em all?? lmao holy shit remember when i thought i was hella og ..... i literally went thru a phase where i did nothing but listen to 2pac and wore baggy ass pants w/ a gold chain everyday ..... this is what happens when ur raised in the ghetto kids B)) then next thing u know ur actually /in/ a gang N*CE!! #wherewereyouwednesday #HBDGoodTimes
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trapqu33n @beyonce get at ya boy (; (; (; pastelsky idk whether to laugh or cry rn bieberfever_ WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY kaila.m tfw your baby bro looked gross lol ❤❤❤
If anybody has any experience with Molotov cocktails, please let me know. The bastard ex-boyfriend of a friend of mine has been harassing her 24/7. and, y’know, anything to help out. I’m hoping this ruse will be enough, but if it isn’t then I’m prepared to resort to extreme measures.
If you could tell me who this guy is, I would be hella honored to kick his ass for ‘ya. You girls can even choose the method --- give him a black eye? I can do that. Punch the fuck outta him ‘til he bruises? Easy. Just let me know, ‘ight? Besides, cocktails aren’t strong enough for that kinda thing. Add some strippers into the mix and you’ll be good to go.
So, I had just got done working out, and I stopped by the store to pick some things up. Next thing I know I’m in front of a really hot guy, and here I am looking a damn mess, go fucking figure; I still got his number, but I looked distgusting!!!
Aye, at least you still got his number right? That’s kinda like a good score too, ‘cause at least you now know he still finds you hot even if you do look like a fuckin’ mess. And I bet you didn’t look bad either; girls always put themselves down for no apparent reason.
@kaidamn: no ... im not gonna talk abt that one time i sang an acoustic version of i don't fuck w you
@kaidamn: but holy shit 1 year?? damn i guess time flies when ur havin too much fun :'))
@kaidamn: btw im thinkin of doing booty next ..... or a$$ .... lmao we'll see #thattimewhentuesday
I wouldn’t lie to you, would I? Unfortunately, I do not know who he is, but I do know Childish Gambino and 2Pac. I’ve heard more Childish Gambino than 2Pac, though. Next month? Well, look at me, I’m already excited! Oh, very nice. Thank you for the reassurance. We don’t want that, do we? On a scale of one to ten, I think I’d be a strong seven, which is hella like mozzarella. … Yeah, don’t tell Noah — or anyone — I just said that. I’m ashamed and can do better. Okay, got it, Kaidizzle.
... True. Sometimes, I forget that you’re ‘Miss Sunshine n’ Rainbows’ all the fuckin’ time. Looks like I’m gonna have to give ‘ya the 4-1-1 on some of the greatest rappers of all time. Childish Gambino’s got that fresher vibe, while 2Pac’s more rough and vintage. What’s your favorite Gambino song? If it’s 3005, we’re not friends anymore. --- Yep, I’m trying to decide if I want Rocky in one of my tracks. But be very excited, it’s a little different from what I usually go for, but I’mma yolo it. You wouldn’t mind rapping for me, right? Jesus Christ --- I --- Brooklyn, let’s not do that again. I’m --- I’m getting secondhand embarrassment from just hearing 'ya say that. There’s no promises I wont tell your boyfriend ‘cause that was too hilarious, but I’ll try.
I seriously want to shoot someone right now. Anyone. Hey, you there, can I shoot you?
Ah, shit. I was gonna volunteer, but I have to give my little one a bath today. --- Maybe next time, yeah? I’m sure you’ll find someone else who’d be willing to be your target.
Okay, so I was doing my set at Good Times, and someone told me my songs are too sexual for being fourteen. Tell me I don’t look like a middle schooler.
What the fuck --- you’re fourteen? I’m playin’, but that hella sucks though. If anything, you look ... sixteen at the least. What songs were you singin’ anyway? I’m sure there had to be a good explanation as to why they’d say something about it in the first place.
I mean, if you really wanted to, then sure !! I don’t know a lot about rap – or anything in that genre, for that matter – but if you’re really passionate about it, then I don’t see why not. You do you, pal.
For real? Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up --- you don’t know anything about rap? ‘M giving you some lessons pronto. We’re goin’ to listen to some old school, some hardcore ... What genre are you into then? But thanks, it means a lot, really. I’ll be sure to give you a signed copy of my mixtape once it drops in a month or so.
No offense, Kai, but like, you don’t really strike me as the rap type. If you try, I feel like you’re gonna have more of a Justin Bieber vibe than Schoolboy Q. But shit, now I’m curious, I wanna hear you rap now.
For real? ‘M like a hardcore rap gangster. I mean, Justin Bieber’s pretty cool too. He’s got a better vibe now than five years ago. You won’t even compare me to Chance the Rapper? I can give you somethin’ --- when I think of it ‘cause ‘m brain dead at the moment.
I’m being real with you, I swear. I think you have a chance of making it big with rapping – I’m hoping I can make it big with writing my own music, but here’s to hoping with that. I say if that’s what you wanna do, go for it. Nothing wrong with taking chances. And it honestly sounds like something you really wanna do.
‘M not going to be one of those crazy ass rappers, don’t worry. Are you kidding me? You’re goin’ to make it big, Athena. With the stuff you write and that voice of yours, I can see you going far with that. It’s just experimenting, y’know? Like, there’s no way ‘m straying away from what I usually do. It’s just that sometimes I feel out of place during my café performances.
Kaiden, I’m being super real with you right now. I think you should go for it. I have no clue who Schoolboy Q is, but just do what makes you happy. If you want to drop a mixtape, go for it. I’d still support whatever you put out. Also, if you ever need female vocals for any reason, you know who to call. And if I decide I want some fire on one of my tracks in the future, you’ll be top priority. Win-win situation we have here.
You think so? Hold up --- you don’t know who Schoolboy Q is? Have you heard of other rap artists like Childish Gambino, or 2Pac? Thanks a ton though, it means a lot. Look out for my next mixtape comin’ to ‘ya next month, hopefully. And don’t worry, ‘m not going to be rapping about “big booty hoes.” Yeah, it’d be hella awesome to collaborate with you. On a scale of one to ten, how good are you in spitting rhymes? Alright, alright. I got your back, Brooksters. We’re cool.
Be real with me here --- d’you think I’d have a chance in makin’ it big with rapping? Don’t get me wrong, my dad’s guitar is still the love of my life n’ everything, but it’s not really my scene y’know? Schoolboy Q’s my hero, not John Mayer. I love ‘em both, but honestly, I feel like dropping a mixtape out or some shit. Work with sick beats in the studio, collab with amazing people, that kind of thing. I don’t know, ‘m just testing the waters.
( MSSG ) ; amigo tamale.
noah: .. aren't u a little too old to be picking on younger kids ... just bc ur 20 ...
noah: CAN I PLEASE LIVE HAPPILY W MY SELLOTAPE I DONT APPRECIATE U CALLING HER WEAK AF
noah: ok but tell me .. does this monkey go thru with the lap dance ? where can i find them ? i want a free lap dance
kaiden: woe woe woe bACK THE FUCK UP WHO ARE U CALLING OLD i'm sorry for pickin on a lil baby B/
kaiden: LMAO I'M SRRY IT'S JUST SO LAME CMON WHERE IS THE NOAH IK THIS ISN'T HIM
kaiden: LIKE AT LEAST PUT BUTTER ON THE DOOR HANDLES
kaiden: yes ... this monkey is AMAZING w lap dances n he only comes by when he feels like it !!! u just gotta wait
