KaijuusAndKryptids

There's no reason to be anything you don't want to be. You're not stuck there forever, you choose your own destiny. (She/her 1997)    

[sparklywaistcoat]

FYI Meta now allows your Insta photos to be mined for AI without your consent unless you opt out.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

mostly thinking about this because I'm currently reading Fight Club. can't wait to base my entire worldview off of this, the narrator seems like he really has it together

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hold up. this book is actually really funny.

[infectiouspiss]

marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[glorious-spoon]

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

[mappsiemakesthings]

I made an Emotional Support Pocket Ghost for myself 😅💕

Left: Without embroidery Right: With embroidered leg straps, and skeleton gloves

I will make a headset for him when the right-coloured yarn has arrived.

But I'm still on the fence whether to make his tactical vest or no... we'll see.

Pattern: I used Pink soldier amigurumi by Anitha Domacin as base, but did some modifications, mainly longer legs and arms, and smaller head. For the skull, I used Heart with Skull applique by Hanna Sorokous as basis, but again, modified it until i liked it.

Hook: 2 mm for the skull, 3 mm for the rest

Yarn: Selfspun for the skull, Catania scraps for the rest

The main inspiration and visual guide for this was actually @shadeops21's "MWII Cosplay Guides - Simon "Ghost" Riley"! Thank you so much for this guide @shadeops21!

And now excuse me as I rotate this blorbo not only in my head, but also in my hands xD

[helmiartist1983]

Careful, he is extremely British.

[mizushibart]

tf141 now movie stars!

[climbhighsleeplow]

The Walking Tree at Bryce Canyon

[coyoteobsessed]

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

BUG 🦞 BUG

[blaurascon]

i reblogged this last night but i have since been reminded of one of my favorite pairs of socks. i still have no idea what this is supposed to mean. please enjoy

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

ANIMAL 🦀 ANIMAL

[coachplayer]

[batavias]

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

[spikedru]

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

[spikedru]

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore