No ones saying this so I guess I have to: The dregs? Theater kids.
Head-cannons for theater dregs
Kaz is equal parts costumer and student director (everyone listens to him but questions if they should)
Inej does all her own stunts, hates being cast in lead roles, and writes dialogue for the shows
Jesper always wants to play the main love interest, resents prop weapons, runs a betting ring with the stage crew
Wylan writes all the music (obv), handles special effects, only tries for roles opposite Jesper (and makes him run lines with him)
Nina brings snacks for the cast and crew, knows she can’t sing but tries out for every musical, stage kisses her friends for fun
Matthias is only here to spend more time with Nina, is always the strong/brooding love interest, embarrassed constantly





















