kailxkitch

KAIL | NYC | SHE • HER | QUEER

[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[wonderwomemes]

Good post everyone hit the showers

[animentality]

[cb1296]

Reminds me of this lol

[thepersonalquotes]

[perfectquote]

“Sometimes you have to accept the fact that there are things that will never go back to how they used to be.”

— Unknown

[cinematv]

Abbi Jacobson and D’arcy Carden  in Broad City - 3.03 “Game Over”

[whatimdoing-here]

The Best 1x04 (A League of Their Own)

[iconsalska]

like or reblog, credit on twitter: @shewantscamren  

please don’t repost or use my edits for edit yours

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[nicola-coughlan]

Rules are she gotta cross the plate without the assistance of her teammates or they have to forfeit.

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022 —)

[dykedivorce]

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022) | Greta Gill in 1x01

[htvpgenny]

I would’ve been fine if you told me you didn’t want me anymore. But instead, you watched me try to make our relationship work alone. You waited until I was putting everything I had into you for you to tell me you didn’t want us. But I guess it’s my fault for falling for it.

[padmaddean]

Carson & Greta Maxine & Esther Jo & Flo

A League of Their Own s01e06

[thoughtkick]

“Some people aren’t loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty.”

— Unknown

[heavyrain-dc]

“Sometimes you have to forget what you feel, and remember what you deserve.”

— Unknown

[squidificati0n]

[songsofwaterandnight]

The original 2005 NY times article. The idea being reiterated in 2018 by a federal judge in Florida regarding the Parkland shooting.

[mckitterick]

if you’re not a NYT subscriber, here’s the Wikipedia article with links to related cases: “Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales”

basically, cops only need to protect property and serve property owners, not the people

[funnytwittertweets]