splooge n' me

dear god

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[persianmom]

[tli-burn]

we should redefine straight and gay to refer to the aesthetic of a couple instead of their actual gender pairing. bear x femboy you’re straight rip, butch x fem lesbians are straight too. but if you’re a guy dating a girl and you’re a little cute with it and you get pegged ur fucking gay bro i’m sorry. i’m hoping this will make everyone angry in an unproductive way

[mullet-man05]

both found in the notes

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Both are true

[gameclam]

[sandmandaddy69]

[caelestifer]

✦ ✦ ✦

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[bewbin]

how could he

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[snoopylovessoup]

[recoiled4]

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[astrawitch]

Slowpoke Cove 🌊

[externalmemorycomic]

tag your otp or whatever (There's 750+ comic pages available to read on my patreon for less than 4$, go check it out! Link in pinned post :D you'd be helping a disabled artist and I'd be very grateful!)

[maja-paja]

[philorot]

Vampire bites

Redraw of this