CANIS MAJOR /kʰeɪnᵻsˈmeɪdʒər/

Welcome to my personal blog. RP blog: tous-les-jours-pur. Gabe. 20. She/Her. Bi. Slytherin. Wampus. Black Panther patronus. INTJ-T. No offesnse to me but wtf am i doing with my life?

[johneyzen-blog]

“La folie, qui vous dit, allez vas-y, tu pleures ou tu ris”

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[boutella-sofia]

Theo Crain + outfits

[kalesassbender]

Sirius: Are you suggesting that I occasionally stray away from the rulebook?

McGonagall: No, I'm suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

[hermiome]

We’re just fumbling through the gray Trying to find a heart that’s not walking away 

[pronqsie]

                            The Marauders & Lily + Elements (insp)

[roseblooms]

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Here’s my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go fuck yourself.

Sirius [to Bellatrix, who suggested he join the Death Eaters]

(via themostincorrecthouseofblack)

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Isn’t the most overrated thing in the world adulthood? Just being an adult. Isn’t it the absolute worst and the biggest letdown of our lives?

Sirius Black

(via themostincorrecthouseofblack)

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Our family loves each other. We just don’t say it. We show our love through criticism and micromanagement, so if you say ‘love you,’ you’re probably hiding something.

Druella Black (via themostincorrecthouseofblack)

[kalesassbender]

Barty: FYI, if your cousin tries to kill me, I’m gonna defend myself.

Regulus: If my cousin tries to kill you, you’ll be dead.

Barty: Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[kalesassbender]

McGonagall: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.

Sirius: I will politely decline.

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re the dumbest person alive.

Regulus [to Peter] (via themostincorrecthouseofblack)

[conan-doyles-carnations]

It really amuses me when people take Dorian Gray quotes out of context to make them seem cute and uplifting and inspirational when nine times out of ten they’re actually Lord Henry manipulating Dorian further down the path of destruction

[frittteclerk]

lily evans going home after fifth year and the “mudblood” incident and chucking all her quills away, and showing back up at school in september with a load of pens - pens from the pot on her windowsill; pens she’d found lying around in the kitchen; pens she’d nicked from petunia - because something in her wanted to act as a constant reminder to snape that she was a mudblood. and in any case, she’d never quite managed to get used to quills.

[smaugmas]

#james being riduculously curious about these featherless quills #and finally swallowing his pride to ask her #what the hell they are #lily finding it amusing that he #the great james potter #has no idea what a muggle pen is #and james finally realising he doesn’t have to be a dick #to get her attention #sirius teasing him for it later but also secretly curious #about these pens #both of them going to remus #who is in muggle studies #to learn more about the muggle world

i just needed these tags on my blog

[madelinestarr]

#and later: the nightmare that is james potter with a click pen

[tomhiddleston-gifs]

[x]

When Tom Hiddleston wants to get some respect, he does get it.

He gets it by telling it gently, patiently and firmly… with a smile.

[the-haven-of-fiction]

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[ginnyeweasley]

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