Welcome...

to my lab... and my laboratory!

[kalesmash13]

The Family Jewels by MARINA

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[himynameisemail]

[faceless-fuck]

[goldensunset]

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

[goldensunset]

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

[ztar-hunter428]

Its real now thanks op

[goldensunset]

i cannot BELIEVE

[tearstaineddangel]

i love when someone confirms we're friends

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

How are you feeling?

I won’t play your psychological games

[wheredoisign]

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey me if I was a cobra

[maurypovichofficial2]

Satan considers opening the Gates of Hell.

[aflo]

Recession indicator

[butchtoks]

[thrusticus]

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[segamascott]

lowest is so real for that

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[veroniccordion]

im 12 years old and this is my deltarune oc hes name is flowery and he has maximum stats in all stats and he has unlimited money and hes really good at everything and hes asgores best friend and and everyone loves him

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[suigintou]