Kal

Reveluv

[viralfrog]

[citizenquacks]

[nyquil-guzzler-420]

I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

[nature-travel-photography]

The waters of Lake McDonald in Glacier National Park. [3024x4032] [OC] - S34rching41t

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[solvatochrome]

hey just letting everyone know the power didnt go out

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[dokidibi-art]

Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[wuxiaphoenix]

*Cracks up*

[politijohn]

[cassandraebner]

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

[durnesque-esque]

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

[bei-fong-appreciation-blog]

how did you do that so smoothly? 

[bumbleshark]

thats some broadway musical shit

[haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey]

But seriously, I think I love you.

[0601254-deactivated20140502]

heck no, i’m callin dibs

[durnesque-esque]

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

[durnesque-esque]

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

[durnesque-esque]

[ymutate]

Dimitri Sirenko Ukraine

Faith and Fate 2021. Oil/canvas

[vodkassassin]

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[butchstrahd]

[lacklusterlexicon-deactivated20]

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

[autumngracy]

This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things

[urgentkettle]

new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped

[willypadilly]

Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.

[urgentkettle]

Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.

[ratsetflummi]

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[cockyhorror]

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[drtanner]

This is the superior “comic showing the events leading up to a popular gif” post.

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]