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evilwizard

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

mayskalih

howcouldusaythat

oh hey, 2018 and I’m still thinking about how zutara should have been canon

zutara

Oh hey, it’s 2026 and we’re still thinking about how zutara should have been canon.

m-carrick

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

tags from coloredcompulsion:

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

lifewithchronicpain

grecoromanyaoi

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

ad-wills

thickness-protection-program

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

lengthy-artery

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

xx-emowarz-xx

People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on

xx-emowarz-xx

How many beautiful emo men would we have if not for the tyranny of the 9-5. How many strange goth women are trapped inside the performance of a clean girl aesthetic because she needs to be able to eat. How many people are wage slaves when they should be punks?

hollypunkers

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”