KaliYugaFan's Chamber of 'tism

Not a safe space for RT apologists, shills, or Jaune haters. Just some asshole with internet induced brain-rot (the 4chan kind, not the tumblr kind) and a fanfic account. Professional Hater. Male, a little bisexual, taken and West Asian, if any of that shit matters to you. Which would be a bit weird for y'all to care about that shit tbh.

[kaliyugafan]

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[istumpysk]

FIND SANSA’S HUSBAND™

After Daenerys Targaryen died, and Game of Thrones wrapped up about 5 minutes later (a time for wolves…?), many viewers were left with so many unanswered questions, and I’m going to argue that no bigger plot point was left unresolved than the Stark line of succession. As in, who will Sansa marry and/or father her children.

Now I noticed almost immediately something hilarious emerge through all that uncertainty, and that’s this almost canon-like widespread belief that Sansa will in fact marry…

Some Guy. Some Noble. Some Highborn. Some Northerner. Some Lord. Some Heir.

“Sansa will obviously marry some Northern son of high nobility to unify the kingdom.”

“Sansa will probably marry some 2nd or 3rd son of a major house in the South, to strengthen Southern alliances and trade opportunities.”

I know you’ve seen it, and it’s amazing, isn’t it? Oh, you know, Sansa is going to marry some man of high nobility, probably Northern but maybe not, potentially an heir but maybe a 3rd or 4th son as they’ll have to abandon their titles. It’s just that simple guys.

Listen, I’m not going to sit here and pretend this mystery holds the same weight as who ends up on the Iron Throne, but Sansa’s eventual marriage and her potential suitors is a colossal moving plot throughout the entirety of the series. It’s the foundation of some of the biggest storylines, linking the biggest characters and houses. It’s not a minor detail. To suggest Some Noble Guy is just going to show up behind door number two in the final act or epilogue, and that will be the end of that, is asinine. And it’s lazy.

And I promise you their primary motivation, whether they even realize it or not, is to dismiss and downgrade the importance of her and her storyline. Sansa is going to marry Some Noble Guy. It’s not really necessary information, you can move on now.

Besides being complete bullshit, it of course also begs the question -

Whom, exactly, are they speaking of?

Here’s the thing, we already know the major houses, we already know the major players, we already know the noteworthy fathers and sons across the entire continent, and their status within the story. Meaning, we already know Sansa’s husband. He has a name. He’s out there, sitting on one of the pages, just waiting to win the lottery.

So compelled by this mystery, motivated by being so annoyed, and suddenly having all the time in the world while in quarantine, I decided I wanted to find him.  

So, join me on this journey as I play the game of,

Keep reading

[kaliyugafan]

JONSA TRVTHNVKE

[twotheleft]

[melynnwaters]

sick as fuck if I’m being honest

[cyborgnachte]

A table bereft of Grace.

[roundo]

I don’t even conceive of what people call “dad bods” as being fat like that’s an extremely normal way for an adult human man’s body to look. Maybe it’s fat to you because you only follow Instagram accounts that post 120 pound twinks

[hamhamham07]

Or maybe the average adult man is a lazy FAT hog

[alexlutecea]

[super-hero-confessions]

[darklinaforever]

Who also thinks Jace's actor (Harry Collett) would be perfect to play the Jon Snow from the books ?

[kaliyugafan]

Yeah, he could do that for sure. More importantly, this man NEEDS to play Leto II in a Children of Dune/God Emperor film.

[oananovicov]

"Ice , I see,and daggers in the dark. Blood frozen red and hard, and naked steel. It was very cold."

"It is always cold on the Wall."

"You think so?"

"I know so, my lady."

"Then you know nothing, Jon Snow, " she whispered."

ADWD- JON I

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

I have heard reports that people have cried in theaters viewing “Avengers Endgame”

What is even the purpose of doing so

I have never cried during a film

The only time I have wept is learning of the extinction of the dinosaurs

A cautionary tale

[yoyoman565]

Yeah but [redacted for spoilers]

Also I’ll cry whenever I damn well please

[transdeanactivist]

i was sorta close to crying at the end but i wasn’t crying, i just had that sting in my heart that wanted me to cry but it just wasn’t enough sting to call the waterfalls.

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Instead of crying over “Fiction”

You could have instead

Kickstarted a development process

Become a disciplined self-starter

Gotten involved in the day to day

Or perhaps even made thousands

Through careful trading and investments

Worth considering

[rwby-confess]

Confession #193

[kaliyugafan]

I’m absolutely positive you don’t keep this same energy when the smelliest femcels imaginable use any of the female characters for their gay little yuri self-inserts lmfao

[smilervamp4]

"Righteous Tarnished, We will have our victory.

I swear upon my blood."

probs my fav npc from the dlc, i sided with him immediately over Leda LOL

[ifpercywasbucky]

DAENERYS TARGARYEN IS THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED. NOT JON SNOW. This better not come up in this fandom ever again

[kaliyugafan]

Don’t care, didn’t ask, it’s still Jon. Seethe, mald, commit rope and stool etc if need be

[elegantwoes]

I love how Alicent and Criston fucking is considered OOC and shit writing, but somehow Alicent choosing Rhaenyra over her own children (even though motherhood is big part of her characterization and a driving force to the choices she makes) is completely fine and considered peak writing because it’s ‘tRaGiC yUrI’.

[ghostlychief]

if Jon snow has no haters, I’m dead

[kaliyugafan]

Dany Stans should be fed feet-first into a woodchipper.

[ghostlychief]

wow you’re so right; thanks for this really awful take !!!!

[kaliyugafan]

No problem you gigantic fucking loser, any time 👍

[beardedmrbean]

[damnfandomproblems]

I’ve tried to stay quiet about it but 5414 confirmed that it’s becoming too big of an issue: can we just get Xtians out of fandom please lmao

Fandom is supposed to be anti-bigotry and that won’t happen with Xtians and frankly any religious freaks being allowed. It’s probably the one fandom issue where I support gatekeeping; when it protects the common good of fandom. Call me an anti all you want but the religious have no place in fandom whatsoever. People come to this blog and complain and whine about purity culture and bigotry ruining fandoms, well guess what? The Xtian vermin you let sneak into your precious fandoms are the cause of every “fandom problem” listed on this blog. Literally 99% of these issues would be gone if people stood up and drove religion-crazed delusional lunatics out of their fandoms.

And don’t pretend religious people who don’t support bigotry exist. All. Religion. Is. Inherently. Bigoted.

No one wants you or your delusion in their fandoms. You contribute nothing. Do everyone a favor and fuck right out of your fandoms, please!

Posting as a response to a previous problem.

[kaliyugafan]

People that say things like this should [REDACTED]