Moriarty's hoe

you have burned the heart out of me

[ifpercywasbucky]

Shameless plugin time

Incase anyone is interested, I made vikings crack

[pukicho]

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

[moonlitmasque]

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

[pukicho]

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

[ifpercywasbucky]

Naruto fandom I’m kind of curious - if you watched Naruto as a kid, were you somewhat cognizant of the homoerotic nature of Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship or did that not occur to you/concern you? And if so at what point did you start to think ummmmm this is suspicious? I’m only curious because I’m watching Naruto now as a fully grown bisexual 27 year old so the homosexuality in this show is inescapable to my eyes. I would like to know what a pre-teen’s eyes were seeing… I think I would have clocked it even if I had been 15 because I was well trained by SuperWhoLock by that point, but I really wonder what I would’ve thought if I was like 10 or 12

[sasubaeuchithot]

if you've never seen naruto or naruto shippuden it basically follows the script of naruto being like "sasuke has done nothing wrong ever in his life" while sasuke is like "naruto does everything wrong always in his life" and then they make out

[ifpercywasbucky]

Hyperactive knucklehead Naruto doesn’t attack Itachi when he first finds him and just does what he tells him to do. Fools think it’s because he was scared. I know it was because he could only see Sasuke’s face and his brain short circuited and he was obviously not going to harm a face he trusts and loves and would die for

[ifpercywasbucky]

Wait I just got to the flashback and the narrative Sasuke was feeding us so far is that if he was strong he could’ve saved his parents - but his parents were already dead by the time he reached home. He ran after that for his own life. So Sasuke’s guilt... It might not be just that he couldn’t save them. He feels guilty for just being alive…

[ifpercywasbucky]

The big brother he wants to kill is after the boy he’s in love with. Oh Sasuke’s rage has just taken a whole new meaning. He springs to action faster than Rock Lee without his weights. He’s going around town hitting every spot he knows Naruto would be at. He knows Naruto so well. He opens Naruto’s door and Sakura falls out of it - this doesn’t even faze him lmao he’s blind with concern rn. “If Naruto gets caught he’s dead - I WON’T let that happen” he says - not can’t let that happen but WON’T let that happen. This is exactly how Naruto would react too my god this is the influence orochimaru was talking about. Sasuke isn’t even thinking about getting to Itachi, his only concern is where is Naruto - not once did he even think where is Itachi let me finish this. He’s located Naruto before any of the Jonin could even start to think of a plan. He finds out Naruto is with one of the legendary sannin and he doesn’t even breathe a sigh of relief. He doesn’t trust anyone with his Naruto!!!!! HE REACHES THE TOWN AND SAYS GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO GO DOOR TO DOOR!!!!! Oh sasunaru you will always be famous.

[ifpercywasbucky]

I have reached Ep 83 and Sasuke is softening!! He just called Naruto and Sakura his BEST FRIENDS and he’s training harder to protect THEM!! Everything is going to be okay guys this is how families are made

[clleanlliness]

losing your passion for creating is the most infinitely painful thing in this entire world

[floridak1los0]

[ifpercywasbucky]

Icl Naruto is changing me

[elilovesvanilla]

[ifpercywasbucky]

As someone who watched Naruto at a young age and then couldn't force anyone into it (it was too long :/) you don't know the amount of joy I find from your posts lol

Idk if you know any spoilers already but yeah there's trauma coming-

Omg u just made my day! This is why I still have my Tumblr - to be able to come on here and freely pour out all my thoughts and hyperfixations, to feel seen by others in a fandom, and to engage with people who are in the same boat as me. Tumblr makes me feel less alone… I’d even go as far as to say my experience of Naruto is being 2x improved by having Tumblr to process my feelings

I do unfortunately know a lot of what’s about to happen 😭 it’s my fault entirely cos once the algorithm figured out I was onto Naruto I started getting bombarded with edits and I’m too weak to not watch them. You will see me crumble in real time over the next few weeks…

[ifpercywasbucky]

Two bros… chillin in a hot tub… not 5 feet apart cos they are gay

[heavy-lobster]

I made a Naruto amv. Be the change you want to see in the world.

[hi-ma-wa-rii]

my little sister told me "what did that old fucker (Hiruzen) do with Minato and Kushina's money and belongings" and now i cannot stop thinking about it

[mydoomedromance]

Sasuke is almost going crazy because he doesn't understand why Naruto is still after him, and Naruto is literally like this:

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Happy birthday Mr. August (Yamato/Tenzo)!