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trosterstrudel

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

kevindrakewriter

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

bevismusson

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

titania-wrecks

The best part of this is this isn’t even the story I thought it would be

whitepeopletwitter

twitblr

Mary go round at home 🏡

whihumph

Forget what she’s wearing, are we just going to ignore the sheer strength she displayed? Sis is holding herself up extended her torso to an obtuse angle and did a situp with a child and didn’t slip a millimeter. 👀👀👀

ppuyyyy

Please.

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bering-strait-deactivated202005

All trans people should have access to HRT and transition-related care. All of them. Even trans people you don't like. Even trans people you don't understand. Even trans people who are in prison. Even undocumented trans people. Even trans people who are addicts. All of them

yeehawlw

my fave kind of songs are the ones that sound like they could play during a scene in a movie where someones dying and in their last moments they hallucinate dancing with their loved one

yeehawlw

songs to imagine death scenes to - a playlist

richardmadens

TATI GABRIELLE as Prudence Blackwood/Night in season 3 of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018– ).

cheaphalloweencostume

man what in the fuck is this horoscope supposed to mean.

cheaphalloweencostume

so are all my apps going to behave like this now

mollyjames

Quarantine giving me time to make all the dumb jokes I always wanted

lifeafterpsychiatry

No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

stockpilingantihistamines

celestialswag

It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where he’s going with this

ziyal

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

gremlinkisser

holy shit?

happyendingsong

youtube link for international viewers

penguinated

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.

0kkvlt

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

kaijutegu

lizard out there really gonna do it

kaijutegu

this lizard is braver than any US marine

kaijutegu

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

kaijutegu

aceofsquiddles

A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.

One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.

hyydraworks

More little cows.

greelin

i don’t ever comment on ppl’s posts bc it feels rude but these are hands down the best things i have ever seen in my entire two plus decades of living. thank you op

doctor-roman

@circlesmadeofglass

babyfairy

me bothering my friends

elsaspants

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.