Not Brainiac 6

Kal, son of Brainiac 5 and Supergirl. Perpetually located within his lab. Lots of issues. [Independent RP Blog for a DC OC. Son of Kara Zor-El/Supergirl and Brainiac 5/Querl Dox. Brother to XTC.]

[thwippingwebhead-deactivated201]

“Oh, so you’re an alien. That’s cool. You should try the hot dogs.”

[kalsonofdox]

“I do not like animals.”

[thwippingwebhead-deactivated201]

“Yes sir-ee. I’m an Avenger, actually. So, what can I do you for, boy-who-ive-never-met-before-and-seems-to-be-related-to-the-hulk?”

[kalsonofdox]

“I have not heard of these ‘Avengers’, nor am I related to the Hulk.”

“I am simply exploring Earth.” In this strange dimension, granted.

[thwippingwebhead-deactivated201]

“Me? I’m not confusing you’re just not keeping up. I’m Spider-Man, by the way. Who are you?”

[kalsonofdox]

“Er... Kal Dox.”

“I take it you are a superhero?”

[doctorofastrangefate-deactivate]

“I am fairly certain you do not belong here– In more ways than one.”

[kalsonofdox]

“I do not belong in this time or on this planet - is that what you are referring to?”

[thwippingwebhead-deactivated201]

“Because the mask completes the look, duh. I mean, jeez, what kinda person goes around in their red and blue spandex without accessorizing with the mask? Unfashionable people, that’s who.”

[kalsonofdox]

“I...”

“...suppose? You are confusing.”

[dementedspeedster]

“Ah, a relation of Brainiac 5 perhaps? Or one of the other Brainiacs?”

[kalsonofdox]

“Correct. Brainiac 5 is my father.”

“Supergirl is my mother.”

[thwippingwebhead-deactivated201]

“Haven’t you heard? Red and blue spandex is totally in this season. Everyone’s gonna be wearing it.”

[kalsonofdox]

“I will not.”

“It does not seem comfortable - I was referring to your mask, however.”

[kalsonofdox]

“Are you missing an eye?”

[kalsonofdox]

“Why are you wearing that?”

[becauseitneedstobedone-a]

“Why is this my life?”

[kalsonofdox]

“You were born into it.”

“But... I will go, if that is what you wish.”

[kalsonofdox]

babies come out of vaginas

[askmetaking-deactivated20150117]

UNCOMFORTABLE ANON TIME

[firstavcngcr]

askmetaking:

Send in anons to make my muses extremely uncomfortable, anon or not! Make them flustered! Make them blush! Make them nervous!

[becauseitneedstobedone-a]

   “This is too weird. Even for me.”

[kalsonofdox]

“...I lack the capacity to make comparisons on whether or not I have experienced ‘weirder’.”

[kalsonofdox]

“My father has approximately the same color scheme in his costume.”

[becauseitneedstobedone-a]

   “I don’t even know you.”

[kalsonofdox]

“You will, though...” He huffed. “I will go back and be in trouble if you insist.”

[becauseitneedstobedone-a]

   “You need to leave. Before you break the timestream or something.”

[kalsonofdox]

“I want to spend time with you.”

[tigressed-blog]

"Do you want an apple?"

     “Where the hell did you come from!?”

[kalsonofdox]

“The future.”