“Oh, so you’re an alien. That’s cool. You should try the hot dogs.”
“I do not like animals.”
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“Oh, so you’re an alien. That’s cool. You should try the hot dogs.”
“I do not like animals.”
“Yes sir-ee. I’m an Avenger, actually. So, what can I do you for, boy-who-ive-never-met-before-and-seems-to-be-related-to-the-hulk?”
“I have not heard of these ‘Avengers’, nor am I related to the Hulk.”
“I am simply exploring Earth.” In this strange dimension, granted.
“Me? I’m not confusing you’re just not keeping up. I’m Spider-Man, by the way. Who are you?”
“Er... Kal Dox.”
“I take it you are a superhero?”
“I am fairly certain you do not belong here– In more ways than one.”
“I do not belong in this time or on this planet - is that what you are referring to?”
“Because the mask completes the look, duh. I mean, jeez, what kinda person goes around in their red and blue spandex without accessorizing with the mask? Unfashionable people, that’s who.”
“I...”
“...suppose? You are confusing.”
“Ah, a relation of Brainiac 5 perhaps? Or one of the other Brainiacs?”
“Correct. Brainiac 5 is my father.”
“Supergirl is my mother.”
“Haven’t you heard? Red and blue spandex is totally in this season. Everyone’s gonna be wearing it.”
“I will not.”
“It does not seem comfortable - I was referring to your mask, however.”
“Are you missing an eye?”
“Why are you wearing that?”
“Why is this my life?”
“You were born into it.”
“But... I will go, if that is what you wish.”
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“This is too weird. Even for me.”
“...I lack the capacity to make comparisons on whether or not I have experienced ‘weirder’.”
“My father has approximately the same color scheme in his costume.”
“I don’t even know you.”
“You will, though...” He huffed. “I will go back and be in trouble if you insist.”
“You need to leave. Before you break the timestream or something.”
“I want to spend time with you.”
"Do you want an apple?"
“Where the hell did you come from!?”
“The future.”