I warned you about golgom bro

Joe, 30's, Minnesotan. Toku Anime and Video Games

[soreheadinamblemood]

[womanaction]

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[jadeharleyinc]

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

[dogpuppy]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[constructreese]

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

[captain-price-unofficially]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[girlballs-archive]

fuckin ugly-ass dumpled lings

[girlballs-archive]

anon really said "go buy some better dumplings"

[girlballs-archive]

in honor of tipping being removed, shoutout to one of the funniest interactions i've ever had on here

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[punkitt-is-here]

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

for god so loved the world that he freaked it ‼️

[multitrackdrifting]

aint no fucking way LMFAO