I warned you about golgom bro

Joe, 30's, Minnesotan. Toku Anime and Video Games

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[punkitt-is-here]

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

for god so loved the world that he freaked it ‼️

[multitrackdrifting]

aint no fucking way LMFAO

[radiofreederry]

[slitherpunk]

you can't say "check it out" these days without being in the house like carpet

[larval-tear]

i just felt the mandate of heaven pass through me with no resistance whatsoever

[larval-tear]

the mandate of heaven entered and left my body in a single fluid motion, and for one sublime moment i was the rightful emperor of china

[realpokemon]

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[spore-carrier]

obsessed

[prokopetz]

It's actually kind of impressive how the Nintendo Direct voiceovers manage to communicate via inflection alone which specific words in the script have a ™ after them.

[kibumkim]

[thatsoup]

The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.