#extradirty
will byers stan first human second
styofa doing anything
★
shark vs the universe
⁂
Misplaced Lens Cap
🪼
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ojovivo
todays bird
dirt enthusiast
d e v o n
tannertan36
Origami Around
Keni
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
Jules of Nature
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Tunisia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from Malaysia
seen from Ecuador
seen from New Zealand
@kamikazekitsune
Where am I?
So since Tumblr is going to shit I’ll just post where else y'all can find me~
Discord
Lewds~ bunches of lewds and fun people
DeviantArt
Art and lewds ~
Arttt
Under construction, will be art and lewds
Personal Instagram
My face will be there, I suggest you avoid.
Fur Affinity
Under construction, will be art and lewd art
Pixiv
Brand new, will be art/lewd art
UGH
Looks like my profile Pic and header are gone. They weren't even NSFW. Tumblr is shit now. Find me on insta or something.
Sucks to be an NSFW artist on here.
happy belated birthday, Mewtwo!!
Art By IG: @vskafandre
direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz
Tumblr isn’t fun anymore.
Where am I?
So since Tumblr is going to shit I’ll just post where else y'all can find me~
Discord
Lewds~ bunches of lewds and fun people
DeviantArt
Art and lewds ~
Arttt
Under construction, will be art and lewds
Personal Instagram
My face will be there, I suggest you avoid.
Fur Affinity
Under construction, will be art and lewd art
Pixiv
Brand new, will be art/lewd art
jokes aside, i only wish to bring awareness to the possibilities cannabis has for healing the mind, body, and soul. while its commonly used recreationally, we need to educate ourselves on its health benefits regardless of its legality. theres a lot of negative stigma around the plant that has harmed its reputation as a natural herb used for thousands of years.
i speak from personal experience when i say that i would not be who i am now without it, along with the massive spiritual expansion ive been able to connect to because of it. while i do not condone breaking the law, i do implore you to open your mind to the possibilities.
disclaimer: while this nontraditional path of medicine has helped me more than any traditional path ever has, i cant say that it is a path for everyone. follow whatever path best leads you to your healthiest you!
I connect with this deeply, but … “i’m also like just fuckin high” 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
beautiful work! Xx
This was supposed to be up last thursday, but I could only do that now.
Well, this means that this week we’ll have two comics =D
Not everything is bad.
Yes. Yes. 1000 times yes!
Results so far
ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period
Do you know what she likes?
I know what she likes.
She likes rooms full of old books and sitting in worn leather chairs wearing just your shirt, buttoned so that it plays a tantalizing game of peekaboo with the swell of her breasts, while she buries herself in words and stories of days past. She likes her tea with two lumps of sugar, if you must know, and she’ll go through at least three cups in that room full of old books, so you’d best be well-stocked. She likes mythologies the best; she never had much of a childhood so she calls them her fairy tales and will chew on her lip while reading until you want to go over there and bite it for her. But never interrupt her while she’s reading – that will bring down upon you a fury like which hell hath none.
She likes tart desserts, not the sickly-sweet chocolates you sent her for her birthday that I watched her choke down just to make you smile. I recommend lemon cake or cherry tarts in the future. She does like chocolate when it’s the sauce on her sundaes, paired with smooth coffee and cream. Although, you should be warned, she is liable to lick the chocolate off the spoon with the lightest flicks of the tip of her tongue, a sight which sorely tests the self-control of any red-blooded male. Will you be able to control yourself? Somehow, I doubt it.
She likes her cat, for some unfathomable reason. She’ll let that cat closer than she’ll let you some days. When you make her cry – and you, I have no doubt, will make her cry – she buries her face in the animal’s fur, hiding her tears. She says the smell of her cat calms her, something I have never understood. But she likes her cat, and so I tolerated it – for her. Will you? She once told me that you’re not a cat person. Will you tolerate it? Or will you take away from her the one thing she has loved longer than any other?
She likes sunflowers. And peonies – she loves peonies. She must be all too happy to slide the flowers you send her into the trash at the end of every week, for she despises red roses; she once told me that they are a boring flower, the fallback flower, the flower everyone sends when they know they’ve screwed up. Is that why you send them? She’s hard to please, I know, sensitive too, but so worth the extra effort. It’s her brain that does it to her; she’s so smart that it makes her overthink everything and although she tries to shut it down a brain like hers never really turns off. I wonder, will you be able to keep up with her, to follow her when her eyes light with passion, to keep a brain like hers engaged and entertained? Again, I doubt it.
I know what else she likes.
She likes kisses. She likes it when you place them at the place where her neck, jaw, and ear meet. She likes it even more when you lay her flat across your lap and drop kisses right at the base of her spine; hot, open-mouthed kisses that allow your tongue to swirl. And then there’s the dimple right beneath her ass; when you kiss it she makes the most delightful noises.
She likes to be seduced, but seduction, with her, is a different art altogether; rose petals on the floor leading to the bedroom make her snort. Instead, she likes to be grabbed by a firm hand tangled in her hair, yanking her head back to give you a better angle while you plunder her mouth. Tell her what you are going to do to her, put her where you want her, make her say please once, twice, again before you give her what she wants. And know that when you are telling her over and over how lovely she is in order to arouse her that I know she would rather you called her your filthy little slut. Although you do not possess the subtlety required to turn that phrase from insult to endearment.
She likes to have her nipples sucked, pinched, and sometimes bitten, then soothed with your tongue. Lave them and then blow air over them to make her squirm and squeal, and when you do her eyes will go as liquid as her eager quim and you’ll be hard-pressed to control yourself. Will you be able to control yourself? To give her the pleasure she deserves before rutting her? Unlikely.
She likes to take your cock into her warm, wet, welcoming mouth – and when she does, she’ll moan at the taste of you, relishing it like the good girl that she is. She’ll use those same feather-light flicks of the tip of her pink tongue that she used on the chocolate sauce, except this time it will be up the entire length of your cock, to tease you, to hear you beg for more. Will you let her have her fun, relish in being teased as she does? I admit, it does test even my self-constraint sometimes, and you are a far less patient man than I.
As I said, she likes to be teased. Tied spread-eagle to the four posts of your bed and tormented with tongue, breath, and fingers until she can’t do aught but whimper and moan and cry. She loves it when you make her cry in bed. If you do manage to tease her just right she’ll beg you to take her, to fill her, to own her and you’ll want to fuck her until you are the only thing she sees, feels, knows. But when you climb on top of her I will lie awake knowing that she likes to be fucked from behind. Hard and deep, mind you, with one of your hands buried in her hair and the other one holding her arms behind her back. She likes it when you take control. She likes it when she can’t do anything but take what you give to her. She likes it when she knows she’s yours to use as you see fit.
And when you are fucking her, when you are buried inside of her grunting your release, just remember this: I had her first. And I know what she likes.
Little Things
He braided my hair for me this morning before I left for work. He guided me to stand in front of Him and He braided my hair.
I wore my cuffs to work today under my work pants. They’ve been there since 8am and I don’t want to take them off.
I came home to find four loads of laundry washed, folded, and neatly piled on the living room floor (I’m picky about how stuff gets put away so this was a gesture of love as well).
He brought me a Mt. Dew off the porch before I could even ask. (We keep soda on the back porch in the winter because the entire world is a fridge from now until mid-May).
He held me in the kitchen while we slow-danced to our song.
D/s has a lot of different faces. It has a lot of different facets. There are days where you are both/all too exhausted to lift a finger, where the world has decided that this is your day to be shat upon. Repeatedly.
It’s not a day for protocol and the Wild Dramatic Kink sort of life.
It’s the kind of day where He braids your hair and you both just stand on linolium while Rascal Flatts plays out of a cell phone speaker and for just one brief minute, there are no kids playing upstairs and no dog barking and no bills piling higher and higher on the kitchen island.
There’s just the two of you.
That’s D/s.
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
Someone had to do it.
Coffee? ✔️
Christmas fingernails? ✔️
New thumb ring? ✔️
~smile~
@tumblrstaff my coffee posts are extremely safe for work. Get your shit together.
Oh and guess what? i cannot even request a review for some reason… i am asking all of my followers to reblog my sexually explicit NSFW coffee post and go down with me. 💋
~smile~
December 17th - a rescue plan
Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.
I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)
One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.
More info over the days to come.
The plan is, broadly:
1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there
2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.
3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.
4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.
Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.
There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.
The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.
If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.
Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.
(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)
If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.
If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.
(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)
If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.
Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.
Where am I?
So since Tumblr is going to shit I’ll just post where else y'all can find me~
Discord
Lewds~ bunches of lewds and fun people
DeviantArt
Art and lewds ~
Arttt
Under construction, will be art and lewds
Personal Instagram
My face will be there, I suggest you avoid.
Fur Affinity
Under construction, will be art and lewd art
Pixiv
Brand new, will be art/lewd art
