1 + 1 = 3

therefore 2 = 3, therefore 1 = 1.5, therefore 0 = 0.5, therefore 0 = 1, therefore 0 = 1.5, therefore 0 = 3, therefore 0 = 2, therefore 0.5 = 2, therefore 1 = 4, therefore 2 = 5, therefore, therefore 3 = 5, therefore 6 = 10, therefore 1.2 = 2, therefore 1.2 = 0.5, therefore 12 = 5, therefore 12 = 2, therefore 6 = 1, therefore 5 = 0, therefore 10 = 0, therefore 5 = 10, therefore 15 = 30, therefore 1.5 = 3, therefore 0.5 = 2, therefore 1 = 2.5, therefore 2 = 5, therefore 3 = 6, there 1 = 2, therefore 2 = 3, therefore 1 + 1 = 3, therefore the square root of 2 is irrational, therefore lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[astronomical-bagel]

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@bovineblogger

[segamascott]

[javascript-official]

Homer: "mmmm donuts mmm I am the Simpson I choke the Bart, hee hee hoo hoo, let's go to the power plant and drink beer at the Moe's, Marge Simpson"

[the-pink-hacker]

[satan-offical]

are you trans or cis

I'm British

[web0fdreams]

“Ok but what’s in your pants”

[satan-offical]

B

BEANS ON TOAST 😟

[co-s-micstruggle]

"Oh well, but what were you born as?"

[satan-offical]

B

BEANS ON TOAST 😟!!!!

[vjstaord-omgrtmp]

"okay but what's your favorite food?"

[satan-offical]

Women

[athenap-wow]

This bitch would be on TLC’s My Strange Addiction

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I LOVED THIS BOOK AS A KID

[zzoupz]

MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

[the-color-orange-offical]

happy yaoi day all

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

‎

[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[ufo-encounter-jr]

* ᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ᵖᵃˢᵗ*

[ufo-encounter]

?????

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x4]”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[real-language-facts]

"doing" was never a verb, it was hiding its identity as a bouncing onomatopeia for years and nobody noticed

[freckled-moss]

Now I love comically large Adrian as much as the next guy, but hear me out on the potential of a comically small Adrian

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[pukicho]

Been getting into ceramics lately

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

How do they taste man

[pukicho]

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

[dr-cute-pink-doctor]

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

[pukicho]

Not so good.

[specimenthings]

i downloaded every single GIF of lucky ducky because i love him

@desk-drawerr thank you for giving us this creature

he's lagging my tumblr so now he's you're guys problem too

i accidently added star walker but oh well he's a duck now

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing