1 + 1 = 3

therefore 2 = 3, therefore 1 = 1.5, therefore 0 = 0.5, therefore 0 = 1, therefore 0 = 1.5, therefore 0 = 3, therefore 0 = 2, therefore 0.5 = 2, therefore 1 = 4, therefore 2 = 5, therefore, therefore 3 = 5, therefore 6 = 10, therefore 1.2 = 2, therefore 1.2 = 0.5, therefore 12 = 5, therefore 12 = 2, therefore 6 = 1, therefore 5 = 0, therefore 10 = 0, therefore 5 = 10, therefore 15 = 30, therefore 1.5 = 3, therefore 0.5 = 2, therefore 1 = 2.5, therefore 2 = 5, therefore 3 = 6, there 1 = 2, therefore 2 = 3, therefore 1 + 1 = 3, therefore the square root of 2 is irrational, therefore lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

[importantcatpics]

[emi-drawzz]

Biblically accurate cat

"Be Nyat afraid."

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

Is this creature biblically accurate?

No, cats are apocryphal

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[trans-boy-thing-offical]

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[kanmine]

funny how my friend and i used you roleplay lillie and mallow and she was my aro awakening

[tilltheyhiggonmyboson]

this is so funny to me

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Happy pride to the op with immunity to windex

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[saintishluke]

[splorfstuffss]

have to share this golden interaction i had on youraislopbores.me yesterday

if this was you, i need you to know i audibly cackled

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

50

[smarties-03]

ITSY. ITSY BITSY. SPIDER. THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER. ITSY

[kanmine]

I KILLED LENZS LAW WITH MY BARE HANDS. I DID IT

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I mostly think in words and sounds so you’d think that I would know the wording of what I’m gonna say before I say it but no almost every single word manifests as I say it.

I know what I’m gonna say but I don’t know exactly what I’m gonna say you know what I mean

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I think in full sentences but they’re usually entirely separate from what I’m saying, I also have no idea what I’m going say until I’m saying it

[satan-offical]

STOP PLEASE YOURE ALL OVER MY DASH, EVERYWHERE I LOOK ITS JUST YOU, ITS ALWAYS YOU, WHY MUST YOU HAVE AFFLICTED ME WITH THIS!?

"uh excuse me waiter? my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

My steak is bone dry and the lobster have never seen butter

[satan-offical]

Lad you are not right lad