I Devour Fluff Like Theres No Tomorrow

K・ 20+ ・fluff connoisseur・ multifandom・ sfw

[hallabun]

we as a fandom underutilize just how funny it is that miranda pieced shepard back together over the course of two years. like imagine having someone out there who knows more about your own body than you do. and having that someone be miranda.

shepard: shit, it's asking for exact measurements. i just need to buy a new-

miranda, from across the room, not even looking up from her book: you're approximately 170 centimeters tall. bust is 87 centimeters, waist is 73, and hips are 91. your measurements might have changed over the last six months while you were on house arrest, so i'd recommend taking that into consideration.

shepard:

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[mo-mode]

[kaonashi-ai]

Why the HELL is this fic mc so darn spineless, have no self respect and dignity for herself 😭. I swear every sentence practically make me want to slap her and tell her to get a grip. Fawkin hell man

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

people all collectively coming to tumblr to see if ao3 is down for other people too or if it’s just them and their wifi is so poetically nostalgic when you think about it, because in some way, it’s the equivalent of those times in the past when you’re a kid and visiting your grandparents’ home and there’s a blackout and so you just walk outside of the house to see if your neighbors experience the same thing too. the ao3 is just. like. a modern version of that

[dalekofchaos]

It was that simple

[bowl-of-fruit-loops]

the inquisitor watching holes in the sky spit out demons

[irinviolet]

More Moon Knight for the tl.

This one was a challenge, the face was complicated and the shadows were very strong which is a bit hard to do with tempera , and to top it all off i had the brilliant idea to paint it in my sketchbook which has pretty thin pages. So it was an adventure what can i say. I donno if i really caught his face that well but i tried my best.

[giveintogarrett]

It’s about time I watch Triple Frontier again

[thelatestkate]

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[lakemojave]

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

[lakemojave]

[daily-spooky]

[homunculus-argument]

The type of parents who argue that simply putting food on the table and keeping a roof over their kids' head is sufficient parenting are always so shocked when their children no longer want to deal with them once they've got their own place and can buy their own groceries. Like what else did you expect to happen? You told the people who had no other choice than rely on you for food and shelter that asking for any more than that is unreasonable of them, and then they don't go to you for anything once they can get those some other way. What would they go to their parents for?

They've got food at the house.

[sadhearts]

not trying to be dramatic but can someone care about me

[azertyrobaz]

[stormtrooper shrieks]

[sugarsprinklesoul]

I found peace when:

I began to trust myself

I accepted the things that I can't change

I realized that not every relationship had to last

I no longer let people dictate how I felt about myself

I started to appreciate the things I had

I accepted my own imperfections

I began to be honest about how I felt

I learned to set boundaries

I started to show up authenticity

I stopped committing to more than I had time for

I stopped trying to "save" or "fix" people

I stopped trying to prove my worth

I stopped explaining myself to people who didn't want to understand me

[kaonashi-ai]

Good god i miss my man so much 😭😭

Like??? UGH i miss him miss him