The Turtle Guy

I don't even like turtles all that much. It's just the backpack. Howdy, My name is Christian.

[martymcflyinthefuture]

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

[plants4]

Where is my hoverboard

[thepriceofourfreedom-deactivate]

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

[fotojournalismus]

David Turnley, A young woman paints a sign for the mass protests at Beijing’s Tiananmen Square, 1989.

[handbuiltbyrob0ts-blog]

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[dansbunk-deactivated20140811]

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

[spyderqueen]

I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.

[idealisthymnal-deactivated20150]

So a guy from the local paper stopped me at graduation while I was photographing some of my friends, and asked me to retake the picture so he could photograph me taking it, and it somehow ended up on their website.

Great way to capture the ending of Senior year, right? Well, until you see the photo I was actually taking 

[carbonatedmustard]

why does this not have an infinite amount of notes

[misterjakes]

[fozmeadows]

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

[asweetjessture]

game of thrones

[girlwhowasonfire]

Found a better use for the wine glasses

[toolit2politic]

That’s a martini glass

[girlwhowasonfire]

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

[basedpotatochip]

[hotboysofficial]

#nofilter

[ramblingmansr-deactivated202312]

THIS IS THE BEST REFERENCED PUN IVE EVER SEEN

[antiocial]

[sweetmickeymerch]

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

[dontworryitsharmony]

Was this movie even real

[pizzaccio-deactivated20150517]

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

[kween-latifa]

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

[writedreamlie]

[acidxshark]

[nikkikingofthelesbians-deactiva]

This is an actual car that you can win at the mall.

[xenogirl08]

[wordsofdiana]

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

[zoewashburne]

#STEVE ROGERS IS WORTHY

[iamthedukeofurl]

Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer. And there’s some guy playing with his dog like “Go Fetch”.

And then the dog comes back with the Hammer, and Thor shows up and sees the dog holding the hammer in it’s mouth, looks at the guy and says “That is a very good dog”

[wordsofdiana]

[prismplague]

Demon summons a human

[aanzhen]

Yes. good.

[eggco]

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

[doitfordenmark]

what

[eggco]

lmayo

[writerswritecompany]

[victoriarene]

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME