KaraKaramel

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spentthedayinbed

Bandersnatch: frosties or sugar puffs

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Bandersnatch: chop up the body or bury it

me: chop it

babygirlxstitch

Me after Collins wife asks me where he is after I made him jump off the balcony to his death

natthenewt-deactivated20190616

harrypotterdailly

bob-belcher

#big mood

demilypyro

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me:

freakxwannaxbe

felix-infinity-deactivated20140

stream

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

karakaramel

I’M SCREAMING.

tyrantisterror

Whenever a wise guide in a fantasy show tells the hero they have to “let go of attachments” to be a hero I just want to smack them in their stupid face because our love for others is what drives us to do good you stupid fucking mentor figure.

dragon-in-a-fez

you can just say the Jedi order

bob-belcher

slowspinningredemption

not to start drama in the history fandom but some of yall out there have really bad opinions and also no critical thinking skills

slowspinningredemption

also while I’m here: historical figures aren’t your fandom faves. they’re real people who had profound and often terrible effects on other real people. you can’t apply fandom logic to them. you can’t fill in the blanks with no evidence other than you like the idea. you can’t vilify some of them while simultaneously stanning over “”misunderstood babies”” who committed equal atrocities. and perhaps most importantly of all, you can’t treat real history as “canon” and develop AUs where your fave is exactly how you want them to be with none of the nasty bits attached. that’s not how you read history. that’s how you get a painfully obvious bias which makes your conclusions and contributions useless.

ina-gartens-weave

it’s ok u can say hamilton

slowspinningredemption

full disclosure i was talking about the soviet union idk what’s going on in the hamilton sphere and i wanna keep it that way

ina-gartens-weave

you’re talking about what

femmegimli

gandalf introducing bilbo to the rest of the company like

jacquesattack-deactivated201704

You don’t fuck with the tray master

felixontheweb

HOLY SHIT

jaxblade

Talk about getting served.

sebastiansstan

chrishemsworth: Heading to Madrid with my mate Peter Parker for #intheheartoftheseapremiere @/tomholland2013

the-memedaddy

meirl

pileofknives

thy-lovelylionheart

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

sandersstudies

Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.

fireteam-daybreak

*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*

nine-touched

This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends