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Where and who do you see yourself with in 10 years?

I see myself living in New York and working for one of the top newspapers or magazines (Haven’t fully decided which one I want to dedicate my time to). Maybe even with someone, not married yet, I want to focus on my career first. Also happy and maybe also have a cat.

#Anonymous

colexmenkins

how hung are you?

That’s for a handful of people to know and you to never find out.

karamenkins

colexmenkins‌:

Yeah, I really shouldn’t have chosen truth during that cast game. And do you want me to ease those fears or leave you in the dark because you don’t want to know? Thank you very much Supergirl! Not my fault the blond hair was awful though. I told the guy to take it easy.

Or you should have chosen truth so you wouldn’t scar the world with your ass. I would prefer to stay in the dark, thank you very much. It might not be fully your fault but it doesn’t change the fact that you looked awful. Maybe never dye your hair blonde again? For everyones sake.

ms-spencer-abrams‌:

Alright, so with MJ leaving, this Valentine’s Day stuff for LADees and MuSig is getting pushed onto me, so…

Candygrams and serenades are 5 bucks a pop, and apparently they’re supposed to be anonymous this year, so don’t worry about me accidentally knowing about the crush of your life or anything. I probably won’t even look at the names.

Here’s the form. Slide it under my door if you want one or whatever.

Name (sender):

Name (Receiver):

Message:

Candygram size (check one): Small (5$) [_], Medium ($10) [_], Large ($20), XL ($35) [_]

Senerade? (Additional $5): Yes [_], No [_]

Song choice, if applicable:

Sorry you had all that fall on your lap, if you want any help with anything just let me know! I may not be in a sorority but I love helping out people that just may need it!

colexmenkins

how hung are you?

That’s for a handful of people to know and you to never find out.

karamenkins

colexmenkins‌:

Sorry again about that! In my defense though, mooning the audience was a dare. And I could have been less dramatic with the jerking off. Doubt that would have made anything better though.

An awful dare. Okay, not that I want to know but I truly hope you aren’t that dramatic that was top notch dramatic right there. Minus those two things though you did good in the show, even with that awful blonde hair.

colexmenkins

how hung are you?

That’s for a handful of people to know and you to never find out.

colexmenkins

karamenkins:

Thank you so much for not answering this. I did not need you to scar me even more than you already do.

Anything for the best sister of all time. You dramatically jerk off and moon an audience one time and the next thing you know? You’re labelled for life.

karamenkins

And I will forever be scarred by it. Some things you just don’t want to see your baby brother doing. Those are two things.

colexmenkins

how hung are you?

That’s for a handful of people to know and you to never find out.

karamenkins

Thank you so much for not answering this. I did not need you to scar me even more than you already do.

xjoiexgabriel

how hung are you?

You can ask plenty of people around here and they can tell you but I’ll just say, I always leave them more then satisfied and walking with a new swagger.

karamenkins

Ew...this is...ew I did not want to know this about my brother.

The inbox demon is here! Before I release my curse upon you, confess your sins! Which is your favorite sex position? Refusal to answer places the curse of inability to find the matching sock ever again!

I like being on top, prefer being in control.

#Anonymous

joiesamevans‌:

Sometimes. When they’re trying to convince me I’m smart. Exactly, you totally get it.

Well, then obviously not just me can see you’re smart. Even if it’s not book smart. Of course! I always dreamed of having some siren song powers...but mostly to coerce my teachers into giving me A’s...middle school me was way weirder than 22 year old me.

dannyboyatjoie‌:

I mean if you were watching Titanic, that would certainly make sense.

The show I was watching was about cancer and one of the people who died looked just like my brother, even had the same aspiration as my brother! I couldn’t help if I shed some tears.

joiexvalerianxx‌:

This is terrible. I’ve had so much whiskey in the last week I actually /don’t want whiskey/. Ay, Dios mio, somebody help me!

Then maybe don’t drink whiskey?

joiesamevans‌:

Now you sound like my friends. Basically it charms people. When I play my awesome ukelele rock, it hyponotizes people into believing I am whoever I say I am, gets me access to places, all that fun stuff.

Your friends also tell you that grades don’t matter? That sounds really cool, like an instrumental siren song of some sorts. I love it.

staceyanneevans‌:

What were you watching?

Chasing Life, a really good and emotional show. It’s sad that it only lasted two seasons.

itsemilymitchell‌:

I love Netflix, I just binged all of Sex Education season 2 this last weekend. What show had you so sad?

I haven’t actually watched that show, I have heard it’s really good though. I was watching Chasing Life, I got it off of Amazon though.

irisdesrosiers‌:

It’s a strangely common mistake. But you live and learn.

I will make sure to never let that happen again.

dir-khummel‌:

The whole story makes me weep. Her life was starting to get good, and she finds out she has cancer- I don’t think I could go on after that!

I know! It was so tragic. The fact she was a journalist too, like I aspire to be, is all the more heartbreaking. I couldn’t even imagine going through that at all. I don’t think I’m strong enough.

benjiclarington‌:

I didn’t say I wanted to open one. I just wanted to buy one that already existed. But yeah… too much work. I’ve never been that hands on about anything. I’m definitely not gonna do it for a restaurant that I’d probably end up forgetting about…

…Also, hi. I’m Benji.

Oh well, you would still have to deal with taxes and shit. Also making sure people get paid. Honestly a lot of work. Also yeah, if you’re gonna forget about it not a good idea. Which also brings the question, how can you forget about something so expensive?

Hi Benji! I’m Kara!

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