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the people's princess and his princess 😌😌

accidental marriage samisa 🫪🫪 toff swears to cat he took his eyes off of them for ten minutes after the game in vegas and the next thing he knew misa had a five dollar ring on his hand

toff goes back to the hotel early one time, he thinks misa and sam are not stupid enough to do anything but maybe lose some money in slots, and there’s so many teammates around that nothing bad could happen. then he wakes up and sees misa’s stupid origami five dollar ring. his first thought isn’t even vegas marriage, because that would be insane, he’s worried about how much money he may have lost. but no, toff starts digging and then sam leans over with an arm around misa to say, hey, that’s my husband you’re talking to. it’s a nightmare. toff is living a nightmare.

post accidental marriage, sam thinks it’s so goddamn funny and misa is caught between yeah, it is really funny he’s married to sam, versus the world feels off center and he’s very concerned about next steps. sam’s initial reaction was actually to freak out but he took one look at misa’s scared face and reigned that shit in. misa needs him to be normal and calm about this, sam can do that, pretending to be that may actually be making him feel normal and calm. and it is a little funny, so many husband and ball and chain jokes to make.

sam reasons that they’ll just get it annulled when they get back to san jose, all good. unfortunately samisa are actual dumbasses and by the time the roadie ends, and they get back home, both of them have forgot they’re legally married. toff once again assumes that they are not that stupid and they did get annulled like they fucking said.

sam remembers the little flimsy marriage license burning a whole in his still not unpacked suitcase a week later when he wakes up in a cold sweat. it takes one google search and a lot of clicking around on state websites for them to figure out they’re sort of fucked. well not entirely fucked, just that they don’t really have legal precedent for an annulment. sam says okay, it’s chill, we can get divorced, and then sits there and watches as misa’s eyes water and he starts freaking out again, i don’t want a divorce! he doesn’t like the idea of going on with his life and having to explain to people that he’s divorced, has an ex-husband, that his ex-husband is sam. staying married is probably not a solution but misa would feel a lot better telling people he’s married to sam than divorced.

sam maybe agrees too quickly to staying married indefinitely. this way he gets to keep making married jokes. and if they make out, and hook up sometimes, and sam pets misa’s hair back while they watch tv, that’s fine, they’re married. it’s not even gay because it’s marriage, they cancel each other out or something. the first time they actually have sex is post marriage (handies don’t count), and sam sticks his hand up misa’s shirt and says, do you want to have married sex?

it turns out that married sex is really good, or that sex with misa is really good, two things can be true. sam does like having misa as his husband, it’s like a fun bit he gets to run but is also real because sam gets to hold misa against his chest and ask, do you want a real ring? before kissing the back of his neck. they’re married! and misa wants them to stay married, still wants them to move in together next season and now sam gets to say, and we won’t even be living in sin. it’s sort of perfect.

toff finds out about the not-annulment in the middle of the locker room when he looks over to see a silver band glinting on misa’s hand. hears reavo ask, damn, how far are you guys taking the married joke? he’s going to kill sam dickinson, and also maybe himself because he didn’t actually tell cat about the marriage in the first place.

castratecapuchin

Spit Covered and Pink

29k words, Explicit, Sam Dickinson/Michael Misa, Michael Misa & Tyler Toffoli, Michael Misa & Sam Dickinson & Tyler Toffoli

He’s missing something here. Sam and him aren’t dating. They cuddle sometimes, hang out all the time, and Sam pays for their lunches a lot but that’s still pretty far off a whole relationship. Misa would have to be aware of something like that. Sam’s just joking around, except there’s no real reason for him to be saying that he and Misa are dating unless they are. It’s not completely out of the world for Misa to have missed a big conversation of the what-are-we variety, unlikely but not impossible. Sam does have a tendency to not be straight forward with his emotions, even if he’s been better at it recently, or maybe Misa’s just getting better at reading him.

Michael’s trying not to freak out as he blinks at the TV, how the fuck did he miss this? Misa didn’t even think Sam was gay. He’s never talked about guys before, only the women he hooks up with on occasion– which he hasn’t been doing as of recent.

Shit.

Misa tries his best to get on board with a relationship he previously didn't know he was in.

I know everyone is eating up the jealous!Will content surrounding the new baby sharks but can you just imagine jealous!Mack?? Like Mack is the newly appointed captain and pushes for Will to get to know everyone because they’re the vets now. They should set a good example. Then it backfires right in Mack’s face. Because of course, the perfect golden boy yet again charms everyone in his vicinity without even trying and suddenly Mack can’t help but overthink the hint of sparkle he swears he saw in Stenberg’s eyes when Smitty invited him to the team dinner even though literally everyone on the team is invited. Now whenever he wants to have his totally-normal-and-not-at-all-clingy hushed conversations with Will in the corner of practice, a member of his fan club comes over and everts his attention. I mean, Mack can’t blame them. Will is a fun guy! But he’s Mack’s guy. He just wants to haphazardly throw a football around with him! Alone!!! But of course the people’s princess always smiles and lets their teammates join when they ask.

It only gets worse when Will actually thanks Mack for encouraging positive team relationships. He thinks it was a great idea and super beneficial for everyone. And now Mack feels silly and immature for being so territorial.

#willmack #rpf #hockey rpf

wllmckln

all these talks about how will needs to step up his game bc the baby sharks are basically a mack fanclub…

bro i’m afraid blondie doesn’t need to fight for anything when it comes to 71 like sharks superstar macklin celebrini wrapped around his meaty fingers sometimes it’s so embarrassing to look at

(eyes, gummy smile & body always directed to him everyone will just have to live with it ig 💀)

orbiterss

wm starting to casually kiss goodbye and they don't even realise they're doing it just. one day one of them says 'ok gonna go now' and the other puckers his lips and they kiss goodbye and go on their separate ways. and they keep doing it and at some point inevitably they do it in front of grace first and she goes 🤨 and will goes ‘what ☺️’ and she goes 'nothing at all let's get smoothies' and then in front of cat and toff and they go 😲🤯 and then toff says 'should we. should we say something' and cat goes 'no but you need to facetime me when they Realise' and then inevitably training starts and at first they manage not to be seen by anyone and toff keeps cornering either one of them and goes 'is there anything at all you wanna share. any changes in your life lately' and mack goes '??? is this the old man dementia talking what's wrong with you' and will goes 'i changed the butter i use for the brownies..? which reminds me i have to get some mack i'll meet you at home' and they kiss goodbye literally in front of toff who actually is not paid to deal with all of this. and then inevitably they are out with the entire team and mack gets the short stick and has to get shots for everyone and goes 'alright whatever be right back' and gives will a quick peck and everyone goes ‘WOAG WHAT WAS THAT HELLO’ and they both go ‘🤨🤨 what’ and someone says 'what do you mean what. what was that' and toff sighs and gets his phone out and delly goes 'why did you kiss since when is this a thing' and they go 'we didn't? what's wrong with you?' and mario goes you literally just kissed in front of us and mack 'are you all on drugs. why didn't you share' and before everyone else can say anything else toff goes 'ok everyone. let's leave them alone mack go get those shots' so then mack huffs and goes to give will a kiss again and they both freeze with their lips a breath away and their eyes get so so big and they go uhm. so obviously mack gets shots but they are freaked the fuck out so toff gets close to will and says 'maybe you should call it a night' and so they get home and they don't talk about it and the next morning will is in the kitchen when mack decides to go for a run and they both freeze and are so aware of the physical distance between them and mack is by the door and will is sitting at the kitchen island and they sorta look at each other and then both go 'right. yeah' and mack leaves the house and will gets busy in the kitchen and it's a few days and they are being so normal with each other and actually they are together so much that it's a while before they go their separate ways and it's actually after practice when mack has to go meet dada for lunch and will is staying behind to get a massage and they sort of hover in the hallway outside the locker room and they look at each other and mack makes an aborted movement with his hand like he wants to touch will but even casual touching has brought so much awareness to their closeness lately and when mack gets home will is not there yet so mack decides the best course of action is to pace the entire apartment till will comes back bc he is being reasonable about everything. so when will gets back he is all worked up and they kinda both stop in their tracks and will goes 'i didn't. i didn't realise that's what we were doing but -' and mack goes 'i know' and will goes 'but i miss it and it's weird when we don't -' and mack goes 'will. i know' and will goes 'and i don't think we should stop. actually' and mack goes 'yeah we should -' and will 'and we shouldn't just kiss goodbye. we should do hellos too' so mack steps forward and grabs will's face in both hands and kisses him and they sort of both get breathless and when they separate they both have this glazed over look and mack goes 'hello.' and will smiles so mack smiles too and then will leans in again and when they separate again he goes 'and we should do all the in between too' and then they kiss again and again

gloomysharks

‎samisa college au where misa, zayne, cherny and spence rent an apartment together because rent in toronto isn't getting any cheaper. it's all fine and well until one day misa texts the gc "just a heads-up, i'm bringing a friend over", everyone is okay with it because mis doesn't usually bring people over, they didn't even know he had more friends, so this is a win.

‎wrong. here comes the loudest most obnoxious mfer ever with his arm wrapped around misa, chatting at a mile per minute and apparently bullying misa, but misa's just all smiles? and he laughs at his unfunny jokes? and likes being pushed around? all three roommates just side eye them from the couch

‎that first day he just stays one afternoon, nothing to write home about other than the sam dickinson of it all. another day he stays the night, no big deal. then it's two nights. then weeks later it's sam dickinson on day five of terrorizing the common areas, making an absolute MESS of their kitchen trying to make a recipe he saw on tiktok (misa is no help either, he just watches from the counter with a lovesick smile in his face), spreading all over the couch watching reels at full volume in the living room while misa isn't even there, why is he still here and when did he get keys?

‎they get used to hearing them loudly making out while they're "making" "dinner" or "watching" a "movie" in the common areas, it's whatever. their final straw came one peaceful wednesday night, everyone in their rooms either trying to sleep or aggressively cramming for a test, when in the dead silence of the night they hear it. are those misa's moans? what the actual fuck is going on?? does he know we can hear them? what happened to decorum!

‎when sam eventually leaves (thank god!) they hold a congress meeting™ and bring up to mis that we're not homophobic, we didn't even know you were gay, but if you wanna fuck with your boyfriend you can do it 1. quietly, 2. when we're not in the apartment, 3. in a motel, 4. at his place. truly the options are endless. also if he's gonna stay practically all week can he at least take out the trash on fridays

‎misa just looks at them blankly and says "im not gay. sam's not my boyfriend, we're just friends". everyone is confused. their sam dickinson problems™ remain exactly the same. sam and misa have yet to realize that they're, in fact, dating

skamloverforever

Everybody say thank you to will smith hockey and his lucky girl sindrome cause there is no other explanation on these draft picks tbh

castratecapuchin

thinking about misagraf friendship again and how graf knows WAY too much about sam and misa’s relationship, or sam in general.

misa has about two settings which is blab or lock information so far deep down within himself that he too may forget it. he’s perfectly fine to sit in silence with graf, and they do that plenty, but misa really does think collin’s a smart guy and therefore would probably have a lot of insight into whatever’s going on in misa’s life. so graf knows. he knows about the “brojob” hookups on the road that sam says are just like masterbating, and that misa thinks are kinda probably gay. he knows that sam refuses to watch horror movies if the lights are off. he knows that misa and sam sleep in the same bed most nights, on the road or not. he knows that sam thinks ants are smarter than humans and might take over the world someday. he knows that sam likes to run his fingers down the sharp parts of misa’s teeth. he knows misa likes that sam towers over him. graf knows a lot, way too much in his opinion.

it’s not like graf is going to tell anyone because, 1) he doesn’t want to open that can of worms, 2) he likes misa, and 3) he thinks it’s important that someone is aware all of this stuff is happening and if it must be him… then fine. logically, it’s probably better that graf knows instead of someone like toff who might pull his own hair out or kill sam, or someone like ekky who would push buttons until something more exciting happened. graf can keep a secret and try to ignore the fact he knows sam likes it when misa cries, even when he has to sit across from the both of them.

sometimes it’s really good that misa blabs so much to graf because he’ll come out with something like, how high on your leg is too high for a manager to be touching you? or is it more about the inner thigh? and then graf feels very unprepared in a wildly different way than he does about the sam stuff. this is also kind of the stuff graf really wishes misa would tell toff, because then collin wouldn’t be in a weird limbo state of trying to fix the glaring issue and not get toff involved because he doesn’t want to break misa’s trust even though there’s never been an explicit time where misa said graf couldn’t tell anyone what they talk about.

then sometimes graf can’t resist the urge to slide in next to sam at practice and go, ants, huh? and watch sam run through five different stages of horror

THEY TRADED EKLUND WHYYY

#san jose sharks #william eklund

pensburghs

congratulations to mr. and mr. and mr. and mr. and mr. and mr. and mr. and mr. and mr. jarvis

verumtensio

concept: willmack crosscountry roadtrip to bring will's new classic car to CA

they would of course drive Mass. -> Vancouver -> San Jose

I know that Will likely changed his username because his new partnership with Bronco likely requires tagging and posting him on TikTok and he just wanted to make it more professional (having a joint username with your boybestfriend isn’t very professional), but the NARRATIVES!!! (RPF incoming)

Like hellooo Mack leaves Boston abruptly and heads over to World’s, away from Will and whatever feelings that are forcing themselves to the surface. Will goes MIA and the only thing we see of him is his sister posting them having quality bonding time (kinda seems like a “you need to stop moping and get out of the house” moment to me). Meanwhile Mack is getting wasted with Dickie and getting spotted at strip clubs (allegedly). The thing between him and Will is already so delicate and they haven’t confessed anything because they’re idiots but Macklin gets drunk and only makes it worse. Will is acting unbothered, posting his new sponsorships and his baking, when in reality he’s really practicing restraint to not text Mack because Mack should be the one to reach out since he was the one that left! But Mack is too stubborn and hardheaded and they’re both just currently miserable.

#rpf #willmack