Humour

I'm using humour. 

[pogasm]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Healthy living with google AI

2-3 cigarettes per day while pregnant

Stare at the sun for 5-15 mi utes, 30 if you’re black

Cook your chicken at 102°F (38.8°C)

Eat one small rock per day

Glue your cheese to your pizza

Drink your own piss

If depressed; jump off a bridge

[teaboot]

Obsessed that citing the wrong temp for cooking chicken was notable but "You can ask Goku for help reading your chicken's power level" Was not

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[deactivated-86634592222-deactiv]

wildcats are red corbins are bleu this could be the start of something new

[marvelsmostwanted]

this is beautiful

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[gooodlongtime]

[umlindsay]

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[rpndp]

Michelle Obama should've ran for president 2016 tbh

[freddymercurywaseatenbycows-dea]

[plasticcflower]

What does it mean if you’ve thought about a person every day since you met

[commandercoriandersalamander]

Did you know some people stop being tired? Like, they enjoy a cup of coffee and then go on with their day, feeling awake and functional? They don’t feel exhausted all day long? Like that’s so weird, what’s up with that.

[eroticaquatic]

source?

[vablatsky]

[weirdmageddon]

[disnerd]

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off