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I don't know what I'm doing here. I just came for the memes

[itty-britty-blog]

Me after letting out six of the weirdest hiccups you've ever heard: What if bird calls are involuntary?

[prokopetz]

The secret to always having things go according to plan is to have multiple mutually exclusive plans which between them encompass the entire space of possible outcomes. That way, no matter what happens, it will be according to a plan.

[itty-britty-blog]

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[itty-britty-blog]

In love with her. A perfect being

[itty-britty-blog]

Man, that is bad traffic

[itty-britty-blog]

Senpai of the air duct, what is your wisdom?

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[mssjynx]

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

[mssjynx]

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

[boffumdeez]

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

[tobiguous]

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

[jacketslutjayse]

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

[philly-punks-and-skins]

A fucking what now?

[coat]

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

[whereserpentswalk]

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

[ovineweaver]

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

[wwhore]

?. The humble freeze pop ??

[itty-britty-blog]

Mr. Freeze, my love 😭

[qr-closet]

stone city designs ✨

[itty-britty-blog]

ACNH pixel art!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fun fact about me is that I'm stupid.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When I was a child (maybe six years old?) I asked my parents what thoughts were, and they told me "they're the pictures in your head". I agreed like this explained things, but unknown to all of us, I have aphantasia, and since I never had pictures in my head I secretly concluded that I was incapable of thought. The way people talked about thinking made it sound really important, so I went for literal years carefully guarding this secret and when people told me to think about what I was doing etc. I'd stay quiet and pretend I was capable of thinking. I didn't want anyone to find out I couldn't think.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When I was about eight, my mother's horse ate sand and got colic and she was up all night with him. The next day, I was told that he went to live on a nice farm.

I was in my thirties before I thought back to the situation and realised that Zamada had died.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was literally too stupid to punish as a child. I have a lot of very clear memories of being sent to sit in a corner or told to stay in a class at recess and my opinion of the situation was 'I guess this is my role in whatever the current school activity is'. It wasn't until I was in high school that I realised that I'd spent so much time in reception and year 1 in time out or detention. Did not even register that that was happening at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I used to have a very strong fear of snakes and when I was a little kid I was, for some reason, under the impression that the snakes had some kind of secret conspiracy where they wanted to kill me. We had frequent power outages (I'm unsure if it was the area's infrastructure or if my parents just couldn't keep up with the electricity bills) and every time the power went out at night I'd jump up on a chair or table or something and refuse to come down until I had light, because I believed that snakes had bitten through the power cables and were swarming across the floor in the dark ready to bite me while I couldn't see them.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I thought that Jesus was just a guy who obtained magical powers by being born on Christmas Day and decided to use his powers to help people. Like a superhero. I didn't know anything about superheroes at the time so when I later learned about Superman and Batman and stuff I was like "oh, like Jesus Christ!"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My great grandmother was also born on Christmas day and I could never understand why she either didn't have magic powers, or did but kept lying to me about it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#baby derin sounds like such a fun kid oh my god

I hope you like math because Baby Derin would spend all of their time asking hypothetical questions about it and intuiting the relationship between multiplication and division and power relationships, which was frustrating for everyone involved because we hadn't learned the words for any of those things in school yet so I would take forever explaining something like 4^4 as a series of additions. Addition and subtraction were the only things we'd learned how to do, so describing a multiplication table (which I was inventing on the fly) to my mother, who was just trying to get the laundry done, was a long, long ordeal of serial addition and she would have no idea what I was trying to say.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

For the people asking in the notes. Yes I have autism.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#Hey you also got to clarify that owning a horse is a normal thing here and not signs you’re decedant from a long line of ceos or something#bc apparently in the usa and europe that’s what they think of you have a horse

Zamada lived in our backyard in our falling-apart house where we struggled to pay rent and utilities. He was useful because we couldn't always pay to keep the family car working so Mum could ride him to her job at the racecourse, where (if my memory serves) her boss let her exercise him for free off the clock. Her job was exercising the race horses.

I think. I was very young and my memory isn't great; I might be conflating a few different things. But we did have a sad failed racehorse that Mum got for super cheap because the other option was glue factory, and we were poor as shit. After Zamada died we got a goat to keep the grass down (I don't think we had a lawn mower), but we had to give him away when we couldn't afford to rent a house any more because you can't keep a goat in a car.

[stealingpotatoes]

Tucker, the cat behind Lady Normalgirl’s noble eunuch, passed away on Tuesday morning.

From about the time I could talk, I dreamed of having a pet cat — and when I was ten, that dream finally came true. But in all my tiny child dreaming, I don’t think I could have imagined a cat better than Tucker. He’s been my constant companion for the last thirteen years, through all the best and worst bits of my life and as much as I know it’s good he’s no longer in pain, it seems very wrong that I have to do this next worst bit without him.

I’m thankful that we were able to spend so long together (even if it doesn’t feel quite long enough) and I’m so very grateful that over the last year and a bit I was able to share him with all of you. Knowing that he will be remembered so far and wide means more than I can really express. He definitely knew how insanely much I loved him (and I know how much he loved me back), but I’d like to think he knew how much so many of you loved him and how much joy his noble likeness’s comics brought so many people. While I know I will never stop missing him and that my sadness might never truly go away, it will always be a comfort to know my little cat has left behind such a grand legacy of love and happiness.

<3

[itty-britty-blog]

So many of us join in grieving this beloved kitty. He'll long be loved and remembered

[ruinedchildhood]

Someone created a fully operational JOHNNY 5 from scratch 🙌 it took 8 years to build

(instagram Saundersmachineworks)

[itty-britty-blog]

This made me realize #5 was almost certainly an inspiration for WALL-E. The more you know!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[itty-britty-blog]

😂😂

[baba-is-blog]

DRPEPPER IS SPILL

LOCATION IS KEYBOARD

[itty-britty-blog]

OH IS NO!!!

[baba-is-blog]

CROCHET IS FUN

[itty-britty-blog]

I just started my first project yesterday! So yes, I agree

[ruinedchildhood]

[itty-britty-blog]

by "that shit", haha, well. let's just say. Ozempic

[itty-britty-blog]

Hate to break it to you, but that is simply not an arch

[itty-britty-blog]

We need a version of social media but it's exclusively for archaeologists to post books about hyper specific archaeological excavations and topics they've found at their local bookstore and connect them with people who actually study that

Anyway, who's studying Beer-Sheba? Hmu for a good book

[anasabdin]

Orion Spur [ 7 colors ]

[itty-britty-blog]

Every once in a while, you see something so beautiful on Tumblr you just get to stop, stare, and reevaluate your assessment of the world