This place is gonna be a lot different tomorrow.

Let's start making it happen.

[karlnapity]

Tumblr's (retired) favorite c!Schlatt enthusiast

Number one karlnapity enjoyer.

Fuck Dream, fuck Wilbur Soot, and fuck Dreamteam.

My tags:

#personal - original posts

#be quiet i'm writing - anything related to my writing

#be quiet i'm drawing - anything related to my art

#hot takes - anything discourse-y

#weaving the web - my web weavings

[acasternaut]

i get so gay off that bruce springsteen

[acasternaut]

PLEASE tell me what this means

[butchemizel]

pride month. guards!!! fetch me the tubbo gay ptide tweet

[butchemizel]

i have to do fucking everything myself around here

[doodlebloo]

So much shit the DSMP got away with that other SMPs would be way too organized to do. A major character literally died permanently in a huge dramatic moment, something no one on the server had done before, but then the CC decided that the only reason that character was really truly dead is bc it was his third "Canon Death." So we as the community had to piece together how many canon deaths each character probably had and what made a Canon Death "count" meanwhile the other CCs were totally unaware of this storytelling mechanic until their chats started asking about it. Insanity

[doodlebloo]

SOOOOOO FUCKING REAL.........

[boiledegghole]

dmsp was like those old movies that were absolutely stunning and had a really captivating sense of magic and color that we cant really capture today and then you google it and the wikipedia reads out how the filming killed like 30 people and permanently wounded 6 others

[boygirlctommy]

raise a glass to the four of us!

its been just over five years since i got into dsmp, which means its redraw time :']

[brrrridgette]

keep my armor just in case that you miss me

[chjroptera]

i did it my way 

[qimicloud]

I'm alive, I'm alive.

[faebriel]

i dont usually dip into "dsmp as world with thousands of NPC inhabitants" interpretation of canon but i will for the sole purpose of cniki having a recipe-lifestyle-journal-turned-vent-account with thousands of followers. she would do numbers on l'tumblr (l'manberg tumblr)

[faebriel]

search: #fools

august 8 2020

hello readers! i hope you have been treated kindly and that the sun is warm for you today! 🌸 i've recently moved, so recipes will be a bit slow for the next few days - but imagine my surprise when i found out my friends had already saved a bushel of strawberries for when i arrived! i'm so lucky to have them ☺️💞 today as a surprise i'm baking the cabinet a sponge to go along with some tiny strawberry fools... (keep reading)

june 5 2021

I WAS SAFE HERE EVERYTHING WAS FINE HE THINKS HE CAN TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL LIKE A DOG AT HIS FUCKING HEELS I CAN'T DO THIS I'LL SEND HIM BACK I'LL STRANGLE HIM MYSELF HOW DARE HE HOW DARE HE DOES HE THINK I'M STUPID OR NAIVE I'M NOT ANYMORE I... (keep reading)

that's all the results for #fools. try another search?

[thunderbottle]

here's one of my 2023 fanarts i always loved but was not brave enough to post. is a man not allowed a little bit of blurring the lines between friendship and romance? is your friend not allowed a little kissy??

[jackpyroscythe]

Hello Tumblr, I'm here with a STUPID request... I asked myself the question 'Is Every Block in Minecraft Someone's Favourite?", and to answer this, I created a survey! It takes two seconds to fill out, and I just really want to know if every block is loved by someone! And that just doesn't have to be for building, it can also just be for how you use it in the game, the sound it makes when you place it, or maybe you've got a memory attached to it! On the 21st of April, I'll be sharing the results with the survey alongside some hopefully interesting stats. Please help me out, fill in the form and share it around! https://forms.gle/yhK6PFUPcJ6McPS78

[cupcraft]

You truly dont grt platonic fic like you did in dsmp days. Like no one gaf about platonic relationships at all even in a ship fic like characters are written to service a ship. I miss dsmp fic.

[tubbo3091]

went,To the BossManshop .getting of sOme parsley, & 1 of milk, Im also get an EnergyDrink B.C , IM ALL TireD &shit . GotAsked form some shittings ID , Like hell Im havin.gv that .......he said , Its cos your buying a CreamEgg . &and You lookSoyoung

[tubbo3091]

Im Said remember wheN im , present of theCou,ntry ???!!! !!!!!!!!!!... He.says BlimeyYes mate , you cocKed that up A Bit

[infizero]

happy 5 years to this tweet (500k fucking votes is actually insane dsmp was not real)

[normalmammal]

you can take the blogger out of the dream smp but you can never take the dream smp out of the blogger

[normalmammal]

remember when they shot tubbo point blank in the head

[normalmammal]

they literally made him the unwilling leader of an unstable nation-state when he was just a kid after he fought in its civil war and then forced him to choose between his country and his family over and over again. yeah in the minecraft server it was in minecraft.

[cabinetduo]

what is step right step left I don't remember that but I see it mentioned a lot

okay so basically, dawn of the sixteenth early on before the war tubbo and quackity are discussing who could be the traitor in their midst, despite their history of mistrust they trust each other (OVER EVERYONE ELSE) and with the way the war looks (HOPELESS) they debate just running away together. if i remember correcting, i could be wrong, they decide right is running away and left is staying and together they step left. they did the same thing when they were discussing either exiting Tommy or going to war w dream idk but both times they choose the same answer simultaneously and respect the others decision over their surrounding circumstances and political dynamics. it drives me up the wall how much they trust each other and also mistrust each other