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die mad 21

[the-supernatural-atheist]

He served cunt. Nasty, descrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

green house

[sirfrogsworth]

Note: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez graduated Cum Laude from Boston University. 

[freelancer-stormscorpion]

Wasn’t she working as a bar tender before she got elected?

[sirfrogsworth]

Folks on the right always seem very concerned that AOC was a bartender. They ignore her prestigious education and the fact that she graduated with distinction. They ignore that she has relevant degrees. And they ignore that she worked for the nonprofit National Hispanic Institute gaining relevant experience in activism.

I’ve also noticed that conservatives constantly complain about “elites.” They propped up “Joe Six Pack” because they felt too many lawmakers were out of touch and they wanted people who understood the common folk. Blue collar workers are the heart and soul of America, right? 

Did you know that nearly half of congress is filled with lawyers? And the rest are mostly businessmen. What do lawyers know about my life? What do lawyers know about struggling to pay bills? What do lawyers know about what it’s like to hold a low wage job? How are they supposed to represent me and my needs?

Do you know why AOC worked as a bartender? Her father died and her mother’s jobs as a house cleaner and bus driver were not enough to fight foreclosure. So Alexandria put her career ambitions on hold and got a job as a bartender to help her mom. Conservatives are all about “family values” right? AOC valued her family so much that she worked a grueling job out of love for her mom. 

And you want to trivialize that?  

AOC knows my struggle more than Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. I have confidence that AOC will represent me and my family’s needs more so than any lawyer or businessman who is just looking to enrich themselves. 

Maybe we need a few more bartenders and a few less lawyers. 

[cydonian-mystery]

Republicans: “Work hard and get a better job, snowflake” AOC: *works hard and gets a better job* Republicans: “N-No, not like that”

[pattern-recognition]

some girls aren’t made with sugar spice and everything nice they’re made with garlic basil and olive oil

[princesskuragina]

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

[official-lucifers-child]

every time i think, i take 10 damage

[fandomchaosposts]

and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly

[julykings]

gay cowboy love poem

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

I can’t stop cackling at this

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

Translation for the culturally illiterate (non-Francophones)

Hey people! What’s up? My colleagues and I are enthusiastic about joining a really active group aiming to overthrow the state, fuck the cops, and to do some vandalism. Where are you guys at? You got photos of yourselves to help us find you?

[autumntides]

[wintersoldierfell]

hot take pride and prejudice isn’t a story about two people who hate each other getting married despite their hate. pride and prejudice is a story about a rich, privileged guy getting called on his privilege and toxic masculinity by the woman he admires and then actually listening to her, taking steps to correct his own toxic masculine behavior, and using his wealth and privilege to rectify the “missing stair” problem he caused by allowing a predator to operate unchecked in his community. he specifically takes action, pays money, and does work without asking for credit or using it to point-score, because he realizes that his job as a privileged person is to protect vulnerable people, especially women. and THAT is what changes his crush’s mind about him, because he does the work and becomes a person she can respect, love, and be proud of. thanks for coming to my TED talk

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[becherdireinen]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[shangheists]

well if you close your eyes

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK...... WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

[smutav]

[liquid-geodes]

Bitch what the fuck-

[skaiandestiny]

That’s not even her real hair.

[skiplo-wave]

Same energy 

[emotiona1shorty]

i cannot fucking believe i never realized this 

[iamsosmart-smrt]

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown. 80% - To pay for college 10% - To get out of a bad family situation 5% - Family Tradition 5% - Because of 9/11.

[patrickat]

“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

[saipng]

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

[incorrect-mandalorian]

The Mandalorian: *briefly moves Baby Yoda off his lap*

Baby Yoda: Father is… evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the galaxy as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Yes, and also-

Anakin: *nudges R2D2 out of the way with his foot* excuse me, artoo

R2D2, beeping indignantly: [you KICK artoo?? You kick artoo like football?? Oh! Oh! Jail for father! Jail for father for One Thousand Years!]

[incorrect-mandalorian]

^ a god-tier addition right there, which has inspired me to add - 

Chopper when Hera gives him a hug: I’ve never met you before in my life. You bastard. You fiend. Stop this at once. 

Chopper when Hera is fighting an entire Imperial squadron and can’t pay attention to him: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles Which I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream. 

[sarge-barnes-sir]

when iggy azalea said "big big booty, what you got a big booty", steve rogers felt that