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Do we think Boris uses a strap. Maybe even stone top…maybe. Idk they come from trees they’d have no reason to have any sort of erogenous zones. Bros just in it for the love of the game.

#hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #boris ket lundi #borris ketland #prob how that’s spelt idk #partner picks his dick #the members of the kabal love bad dragon

kettle-bird

They don’t want me. (Hey, I don’t want me, either, but I’m stuck with me.)

[ASR | AC | RP | ES | NE]

Umm what

#umamasume #trackblazer #tokai teio #narita top road #the wit comment 😒#yes I’m retrying

pineappical

cuteness aggression

pineappical

one day grace tries on one of their eridian shirts and is like hehe it has way too many holes for my few limbs :-) and to rocky and adrian its like the equivalent of putting your dog in a pair of pants

When they take me from treatment to help up front in reception I want you guys to know I work on part two of the heat fic. I’ve been cooking….

#hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #jason asano #karmic doom #I did end up giving Jason a vagina #not to self project or anything def not #writing this is so fun but I can only write in spurts #know it’s happening and it’s beautiful #and very wet #the phm leaky space blob is leaking into my writing #my brains like the sloppier the better #make him gush!

karmicgooner

Umm….angry bossy Clive after claiming a bunch of territories and territory loss drunk Jason? Relistening to this part rn and my brain is scheming.

kathrynalexao3

I’m sorry, what? 👀😳🥹

saves idea for later

Ok, please continue @hinorunozaka . 😈😏

7-inches-of-satanic-panic

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

Ugh the end of platform decay is sooooo jdjfjgkskf. I don’t even want to spoil the almost cheesy heartwarming stuff. As always an excellent book.

#the murderbot diaries #platform decay #tmbd #papa me want more book #I may just have to do a full relisten now tbh

Lowkey love when I open up my notifs and it’s one user liking a bunch of my posts. I’m glad someone else here gets it.

waywardsoul-s

Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders for funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.

Murderbot being good with kids is so heart warming. Wdym it made the drone do a loop da loop over her head that’s so freakin cute. Not to mention it with all the mensah kids.

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #AAAUUHVHHHH SO CUUTE!!#SO CUTE #secunit