[greelin]

guards. Put the blonde man in a situation

[transheadcrab]

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

[transheadcrab]

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

[smt1-deactivated20211112]

[kata4a]

out: naming girls after virtues

in: naming them after vices

[official-kircheis]

avarice, insolence, decadence, lunacy, vanity, conceit, hysteria, envy, malice, rage would be good goth girl names

[valtsv]

(annoyed british butler voice) sir… that’s somewhat cringe

[azuzulira]

I daresay you might lose subscriber

[famosoentrescalles]

[weaver-z]

Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack

[gon-and-killuas-mother]

that weird adhd grey area where your brain is understimulated in some areas and overstimulated in others. i open tumblr for distractions. but i scroll past almost everything bc i’m too stressed to process Reading and Comprehension. i’m in hell.

[echomortis]

[theanimalmemes]

Sweetest sound ever 😍❤️

[ayellowbirds]

a healing noise

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Let them awoo <3

[terrasaved-deactivated20230927]

[occasionallydiverting]

hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal

[swaglexander-the-great]

why do i gotta learn about global news like this

[toastbutteregg]

[heavenbound]

[knowyournewmeme]

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

(via)

[humanoidhistory]

“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

[blackpyrefly]

fucking cringe

[snuv]

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there