City girl with a sick sense of humor

Kasey, 19 | Journalist Chicago | In Missouri for school I feed off of memes, dogs, and food porn

[rockhardgeologist]

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[melt-banana]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

are they eggs or not someone tell me

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

[you-wear-a-jacket-deactivated20]

[ragexandxlove-deactivated201806]

@wreck-d

[lotusthrower]

not to be uwu but seriously stay hydrated or else your kidneys will just start passive-aggressively making rocks inside your piss tubes

[fuckyahumor]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊

[jill-question-mark]

THE TAIL WAGGING

[alphacrone]

millennials realizing that gen z can’t vote yet and we gotta step up and show up to the primaries this year in droves to keep the movement alive

[quaking--aspens]

Back us up! Our protests mean nothing without the voting power to pack the punch! Maybe a fourth of us can vote, but as of this year all of you can! 

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

Mood

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[jssyca-deactivated20200609]

[silenceofsixx]

[jamesvin-varsity]

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How am I supposed to give this bird back to his owner when we’re starting a temptations cover band?