Kasey Cryptid

“Sometimes I don’t know what I’m doing all the time”- Me after eating $43 of Taco Bell. Use the pronouns you use to refer to me. I’m old now(26)

[twiggyart6]

Guy in the red suit! And the mailman! HIS mailman! Are y’all understanding me?

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[kaseycryptid]

I think I’m hilarious and really that’s the only opinion that matters, I’mma keep making jokes for me to laugh at

[mens-rights-activia]

I miss the world before AI image generation

Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes

Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye

[ketchup-cat-sub]

Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out

[chilewithcarnage]

Five, nothing wrong with me

[firewirecompatible]

Six geese-a-laying

[starphaserdisco]

Seven (often stylized as Se7en) is a 1995 American crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles. Set in an unnamed, crime-ridden city, Seven's narrative follows disenchanted, nearly retired Detective Lieutenant William Somerset (Freeman) and his newly transferred partner David Mills (Pitt) as they try to stop a serial killer from committing a series of murders based on the seven deadly sins.

Walker, an aspiring writer, based Seven on his experiences of moving from a suburban setting to New York City during a period of rising crime and drug addiction in the late 1980s. An Italian film company optioned his script, but following financial difficulties, the rights were sold to New Line Cinema. Studio executives were opposed to the script's bleak conclusion, insisting on a more mainstream and optimistic outcome. Fincher, determined to re-establish himself after a career setback with his directorial debut Alien 3 (1992), was mistakenly sent Walker's original script and, convinced of its merit, committed to directing the project if the original ending remained intact. Principal photography took place in Los Angeles between December 1994 and March 1995, on a $33–$34 million budget.

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

[caninite]

My best friend's favorite number is nine. It's because there isn't a number that's higher. 9. 99. 999. 9999.

If everything gets high enough, you become invincible. Nothing can hurt you anymore. Nothing can hurt anyone anymore.

But isn't it scary, to think that there's a highest number? That if you made 99 good memories, you couldn't hold any more?

So I don't like to keep count. Of the flowers they pick, or how many times we laugh, or how many scary faces they make.

I just hope we'll be friends for 999 more years.

[seven-oh-four]

Ben Ten

[milfannihilator-deactivated2026]

Kevin Eleven

[bunwichhorror]

12 Monkeys is a 1995 American science fiction thriller film directed by Terry Gilliam from a screenplay by David Peoples and Janet Peoples, based on Chris Marker's 1962 short film La Jetée. It stars Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt, and Christopher Plummer. Set in a post-apocalyptic future devastated by disease, the film follows a convict who is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet.

[mutantrenegade]

[fae-candy]

[catdotwav]

[martymcflying]

[sylvia-is-tired]

[kaseycryptid]

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

[mawbwehownets]

[homunculus-argument]

I get a lot of religious AI slop ads for some reason but this one

no and fuck you. My wheel now.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[just-a-thoughtabouttadc]

*insert episode 7 reference*

hooray!! pride month!! have some headcanons that are literally completely irrelevant to my au!! they mean absolutely nothing! go and headcanon whatever you want in regards to my au i just wanted to have fun with this!!!

also love you guys! it means so much to me to learn that I’ve been such an inspiration to so many people! lots of love from the big brain ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[kaseycryptid]

Girl help they redesigned me with a darker color scheme and I lost a core part of my visual identity

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[humandisconnected]

@the-ghost-fragments

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[cowboyhatesithere]

Oh! There’s a cool animation when you like pride posts now!

[flufflecat]

almost time

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow flag

lesbian flag

gay flag

bisexual flag

pansexual flag

asexual flag

aromantic flag

transgender flag

non binary flag

intersex flag

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[screamingswords]

YOU CAN GET OTHER FLAGS ‽‽‽‽‽

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you