Kasey Cryptid

“Sometimes I don’t know what I’m doing all the time”- Me after eating $43 of Taco Bell. Use the pronouns you use to refer to me. I’m old now(26)

[kaseycryptid]

I just realized that pink’s body’s text box is a red heart. She’s a reverse Kris/Player situation.

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[anywhoozles]

[vee1021]

[carefreejules]

is this anything LOL

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[1300marshall]

so hiccups are a human thing right?

[kaseycryptid]

Hang on a sec, people used to think Gaster was Sans’ dad.

Gaster is a god like figure with the implication that he created Deltarune, calling it his

Sans could be the angel and banishing him could wind up with him in Undertale.

[kaseycryptid]

That or Sans is Jesus

[kaseycryptid]

Hang on a sec, people used to think Gaster was Sans’ dad.

Gaster is a god like figure with the implication that he created Deltarune, calling it his

Sans could be the angel and banishing him could wind up with him in Undertale.

[thevoidstaredback]

I had enough money, I would make a mythologically accurate Odyssey movie

[mokulule]

So since I’m replaying DMC5, I think I have decided the most unbelievable things were not the killer tree roots or the demons or the regrowing of arms - it the fact that van is still intact by the end! Not to mention the neon signs.

Like there’s gotta be something real supernatural about that. Just look at the strength of the windshield wipers!

Okay so my only explanation is that when Dante sent Nero the Devil May Cry sign(s) he’d warded them to Hell and back and that’s why the car is a little haven on wheels and incidentally indestructibleXD

[red-stairs]

I saw this and had to save this image cause I definitely have a few readers like this.

[skunkes]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually