Gorgeous Genderfluid Nerd Royalty

Ian/Vivian; use they/them online. 32.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

[faustandfurious]

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

[faustandfurious]

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

[vanilla-extraction]

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[kitthefoxkin]

bwoof. woof. grrruff ruff. ruff. bwuff. woof.

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[arte-artem-artibus]

Gustav Klimt - Insel im Attersee (Island in the Attersee), 1901–02, oil on canvas, 100.5 x 100.5 cm

[papayajuan2019]

lately when i've been going to bed i've been trying to imagine a darker shade of red than i did the night before

[torrel]

rothko sleep

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[anywhoozles]

[ceausescue]

amateurish first effort

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[apjvff]

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[infectiouspiss]

let me be pervertly clear