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Illustration for the project “Odyssée fanbook” by Chkao.

betrayal

Eren & Levi

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Okay.

lesbian-toddhoward

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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eastbayfatman

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

lowtiermemer

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguitron-deactivated20211130

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

just shot a load in his wife

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You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

thetyrannosaur

jazzypizzaz

athene-glaukopis

Addendum: Aragon

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Aragog

Also, argan.

AGAIN

Shit 😂

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

6-phds-and-no-sense

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

thebaconsandwichofregret

Science is rational, scientists are human.

eabevella

In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.