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[elronds-library]

i will know you forever

by blueleafsky

Part 5 of the let love win 'verse

How obvious do you have to be when you propose to someone? If it's to Finrod, it turns out you have to be really, really obvious. Several times, over centuries. Fingon is losing patience with this. Time to try what worked the first time they wanted to marry someone. Or, how a throwaway remark by Finrod in the first work in this series spawned an entire fic that is almost longer than the series itself to date.

Mature, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Words: 57,950

[ctx-opencanvas]

P1 is Celegorm Caranthir&Curufin

P2 is Celegorm&Celebrimbor

[asinoeiv]

three 'warm up' sketches I did a while ago. They are so silly and I love them. 1- Maeglin Aredhel 2-Andreth and Aegnor 3-Ecthelion, Glorfindel and Egalmoth just lost Aredhel.

[byjove]

what drink I think certain characters from Arthurian legend would order at a bar:

Sir Lancelot: Vodka Red Bull.

Sir Galahad: A glass of water, no ice.

Sir Gawain: The most pretentious craft beer.

King Arthur: Any beer. Not pretentious, not picky.

Queen Guinevere: Grapefruit seltzer of some kind.

Sir Kay: Stout of some kind.

Sir Bedivere: Dry martini.

Sir Perceval: The fruitiest, girliest, most whimsical cocktail on the menu.

Merlin: Also a whimsical fruity little drink enjoyer.

Morgan: Espresso martini.

The Green Knight: Absinthe and he genuinely enjoys the taste.

[marxistlesbianist]

Dumb blond jokes are a necessary tool of patriarchy, to make sure that the handful of women who do actually meet the racist, classist, eugenicist, transphobic, and (of course) deeply misogynistic standards of womanhood don't forget that just because they're pretty doesn't mean they're respectable

[frie-ice]

This Disney crossover femslash collage is of Jasmine of Jasmine x Tiana of Princess and the Frog.

[catbatart]

So back in 2005, I saved up my own money, dollar by dollar, scrimping and saving every nickel and quarter, to buy my very first "just for me" video game- Devil May Cry 3. It was the first game I ever finished by myself, on my own, never having watched anyone else play it before. It was tough, and SUPER frustrating at points, but I loved it. The whole thing was a very special experience for me and that game holds an important place in my heart,

A few years after finishing it, I was talking to a friend who had just played it. He was saying how he dumped all of his orbs (game currency) into upgrading his minimum health pool and how he wanted to start over with a different build.

I stared at him. "Wait, what?" He repeated- he dumped all his orbs into increasing his minimum HP and just tanked a bunch of stuff.

That was when I realized that you could upgrade your minimum health. I had not noticed that you could spend orbs to do that. I spent them on everything else OTHER than upgrading my health bar. I literally spent so so so frikkin long beating the game with MINIMUM. HP. I WOULD HAVE HAD SAVED SO MUCH TIME AND ENERGY IF I HAD JUST FRIKKIN NOTICED THAT INCREASING MY MINIMUM HEALTH WAS EVEN AN OPTION. NO WONDER I HAD TO REDO THE SAME FIGHTS 20 TIMES. NO WONDER EVERYTHING WAS SO. DIFFICULT. I COMPLETELY just missed a crucial element to gameplay and specs and I basically played the game entirely incorrectly, exerting WAY more effort to get the same results as anyone who actually took time to examine the obvious upgrade options.

Anyway, that's what discovering that I have ADHD in my 30s has been like.

[rimonoroni2]

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

[4everbarbie]

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

[dianechattaway]

I asked God for flowers. I got so much more.

What started as a few blooms outside my window became a tiny ecosystem.

The sunflowers brought the bees. The bees brought the spiders. The flowers brought the birds. So on and so on.

Now every morning there's something new waiting outside my door, bumble bees dusted with pollen, native bees buried in sunflower petals, cardinals at the feeders, squirrels under the pines, quite literally an entire world buzzing with life.

Last year I was wandering through the woods looking for subjects to photograph.

Now they're right outside my window.

Sometimes the answer to a prayer isn't just what you asked for. Sometimes it's far more than you imagined.

Thanks Lord.

#Thanks #grateful #gift

[ohsunflowerme]

What planet are you originally from

Uranus

[decadent-hag]

if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

[taurzza]

wip

[cutecipher]

scientists have discovered a new kind of tiger funny

[rickybabyboy]

maybe im a little tiger funny

[abreathofair]

50 great sci-fi and fantasy novels written by women

middle grade

alanna: the first adventure (song of the lioness #1) by tamora pierce

the countdown conspiracy by katie slivensky

ella enchanted by gail carson levine

fairest by gail carson levine

first test (protector of the small #1) by tamora pierce

found (the missing #1) by margaret peterson haddix

furthermore (furthermore #1) by tahereh mafi

the girl who circumnavigated fairyland in a ship of her own making (fairyland #1) by catherynne m. valente

the girl who drank the moon by kelly barnhill

harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone (harry potter #1) by j.k. rowling

hour of the bees by lindsay eager

inkheart (inkworld #1) by cornelia funke

magyk (septimus heap #1) by angie sage

princess academy (princess academy #1) by shannon hale

sandry’s book (circle of magic #1) by tamora pierce

terrier (beka cooper #1) by tamora pierce

wild magic (the immortals #1) by tamora pierce

a wrinkle in time (time quintent #1) by madeleine l'engle

young adult

the bear and the nightingale (the winternight trilogy #1) by katherine arden

daughter of the forest (sevenwaters #1) bu juliet marillier

daughter of smoke & bone (daughter of smoke & bone #1) by laini taylor

the demon king (seven realms #1) by cinda williams chima

an ember in the ashes (an ember in the ashes #1) by sabaa tahir

graceling (graceling realm #1) by kristin cashore

grave mercy (his fair assassin #1) by robin lafevers

the raven boys (the raven boys #1) by maggie stiefvater

renegades (renegrades #1) by marissa meyer

this savage song (monsters of verity #1) by victoria schwab

six of crows (six of crows #1) by leigh bardugo

strange the dreamer (strange the dreamer #1) by laini taylor

adult

arrows of the queen (heralds of valdemar #1) by mercedes lackey

a darker shade of magic (shades of magic #1) by v.e.schwab

the dispossessed (hainish cycle #1) by ursula k. leguin

doomsday book (oxford time travel #1) by connie willis

dragons of autumn twilight (dragonlance: chronicles #1) by margaret weis

dragonflight (dragonriders of pern #1) by anne mccaffrey

the fifth season (the broken earth #1) by n.k. jemisin

the hundred thousand kingdoms (inheritance trilogy #1) by n.k. jemisin

kindred by octavia e. butler

the killing moon (dreamblood #1) by n.k. jemisin

the lathe of heaven by ursula k. leguin

the mists of avalon (avalon #1) by marion zimmer bradley

the outstretched shadow (obsidian mountain #1) by mercedes lackey

oryx and crake (maddaddam #1) by margaret atwood

poison study (poison study #1) by maria v. snyder

the serpent’s shadow (elemental masters #1) by mercedes lackey

the sparrow (the sparrow #1) by mary doria russell

the time traveler’s wife by adurey niffenegger

a wizard of earthsea (earthsea cycle #1) by ursula k. leguin

[covid-safer-hotties]