I Live Here

Kat. 24. New York. I really like food and dogs and I make so many puns I shouldn't be allowed to leave the house. All original pictures and selfies at tagged/mine

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[maliciousindungeon]

Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing

[maliciousindungeon]

This is by far my most successful post on tumblr and I am really fucking glad because my main man Boris deserves to be recognized for his work. Even if its mostly getting passed around in the form of memes about cheese.

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

[dixon-udonta-love-blog]

every time I watch this, I fucking lose it (ಥ﹏ಥ)

[n0kiv]

😭😭😭😭

[lordoftheinternet]

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

[stimman3000]

honestly 2017 has been such a ride that the pentagon just admitted they had a ufo department and the head of it says they found aliens and I’m just like “hm. okay I guess”

[katedemedici]

Today my boyfriend accidentally broke the ear off of his dog statue, which he’s had for twelve years, and discovered another smaller dog inside… I have so many questions.

[paper-mario-wiki]

second form

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[cosmokramers-deactivated2018091]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[1800-nekotown]

Same!!!

[katapillarcrusade]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[just-shower-thoughts]

If seahorses were the size of real horses they would be terrifying

[thenatsdorf]

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[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is literally my favorite thing on the internet.

[proudtoehaver]

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

[fuocogo]

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

Me to me: Treat yo’ self

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