I ❤️ KATS

Hi I’m Kat and I love writing!!! 🏳️‍🌈🐦‍⬛🖋️

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[katcannaedance]

Descendants headcannons-

Relationships-

The Core Four:

Mal and Ben are going strong with Ben being being more beast like and mal touching into her far side more when they’re alone together.

Jay and Gil get together shortly after their bro bonding trip.

Evie makes all of Doug’s recital and show outfits and in turn Doug makes all the playlists for her fashion shows and showcases.

Carlos isn’t dead in my au (cause I couldn’t do that to myself) him and Jane adopt a lot of stray dogs from the isle.

The Sea Three:

Uma and Audrey are the baddest couple in Auradon. Uma teaches Audrey how to fight and defend herself and Audrey teaches Uma how to handle polite negotiations and the art of being passive aggressive.

Harry and Chad end up together through bonding over their ‘would be’ girlfriends dating each other. Chads a perfectionist who puts 1000% concentration into making sure all of their dates go perfectly and Harry is there to catch him when he inevitably burns out from trying too hard to be perfect.

Gil learns how to cook and crochet and makes jay new hats and socks all the time. Jay keeps all of them.

[katcannaedance]

MY UPLOAD GOALS FOR 2026

GOAL 1-

Finish at least 1 Bobby x Gwi-Ma fic 😭

GOAL 2-

Write some fics in new fandoms (MH and DW 👀)

GOAL 3-

Actually share some of my novel and tidbits about my characters.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[pixiemage]

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

~ Pixie

[sanesaviour]

team is teaming

[writingdose]

writing fanfics has made me go out of my way to learn things and do deep research in ways no colleges, exams, jobs or other projects ever could. yes, it’s a hobby. but it’s also my love and passion. next time you say “fanfics are an unserious activity for kids”, I will actually bite you. no ma’am, while kids certainly can enjoy writing fanfics, it’s sleep-deprived adults — with jobs and responsibilities, bills to pay, kids to raise, animals to take care of, battles to fight — who have built the fanfic community and always been the backbone of it since day one.

[lowkeylamar26]

[katcannaedance]

Because ao3 is down…

Have a rewritten tidbit from chapter one of why do ancient vampires fall in love ?

Stoker hadn’t been the problem-solving type since he got himself exiled from the Vampire Court. In fact, he’s been far better at creating problems for himself in recent years than he’s been at fixing them for others.

A year ago, he wouldn’t have been caught dead at a queer bar, yet here he was swirling a bloody Mary around in a champagne glass, getting lost in his own thoughts again. He didn’t think when he got the tap on the shoulder. Didn’t care what monster he was flirting with, didn’t give a damn about their gender as they fumbled their way into the room he was staying in later that night. He didn’t question the pale blue skin as he was pinned to the cheap bedsheets, and not once did he look at those crooked teeth and wonder if he should leave while the other monster slept soundly beside him.

He had nothing better to do after all. He refused to arrive any earlier than on time for this wretched community service he’d been dumped with at that embarrassment of a high school.

Monster High. How awfully vague.

He woke to a cold arm wrapped around his waist and a thick clump of pearly white locks tickling his shoulder. The other monster snored like a hog, their mouth dangling open and drool dribbling out onto Stoker’s back.

He wrinkled his nose in disgust and swiftly transformed into a bat so that he could wriggle free from the other’s deathly grip. He reached the window, which was wide open, plastic blinds flapping madly in the wind. It was like they knew he’d leave before they woke up. He glanced back at them, their face now buried in the mattress.

That hair. He’s definitely seen similar before, but where?

He shook the thoughts from his head and continued towards the general directions he’d been given for the school.

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

The Headmistress wasn’t nearly as…preachy as he’d originally thought. She was polite and professional, but there was always that underlying wariness to her tone; she knew him, knew of him, and made it clear that any further incidents involving Dracula’s little brat and her gaggle of lesser monster friends would mean an immediate life-sentencing in the blood dungeon.

He’d deny the shiver that ran down his spine until the end of time at the mere mention of that thing.

She’d led him to the staffroom first, and that was where the real problem decided to make himself known.

“Alright, Stoker, these are your new co-workers!” She’d grinned enthusiastically.

The first thing Stoker had noticed was the lack of fellow vampires, which he’d scoffed at-inclusivity apparently didn’t count the species that (rightfully) scoffed at the idea of all monsters being equals. The second was the presence of a monster with pale-blue skin, crooked teeth, and thick pearly-white locks, who watched him with wide eyes and a strained smile.

He approached him after a beat of awkward silence, the same hand that had been wrapped around his waist mere hours ago reaching out for a handshake.

“You can just call me Rotter, I teach Dead Languages!”

Stoker lets his eyes flicker down to the jewel on the other monster’s scarf for a second before he plasters on a smile and shakes his hand. He recognises the jewel, knows that it’s unusually warm without having to touch it.

He doesn’t know how he knows this, though; he keeps getting a strange wave of deja vu around this ‘Rotter’ monster. He makes a mental note to avoid the other as much as possible while he greets the others.

[alaa-mari]

We are very tired ..

All that surrounds you is suffering, ruin, destruction, and pain.

I search for safety and comfort but cannot find it; every detail is painful and difficult.

I repeat again, you are saving the lives of a family in Gaza who have lived through war, famine, and displacement, and we are still alive.

I urgently need your donations so I can buy food, drink, and safe shelter for my children. Please donate now and don't wait until we are in danger.

I will not forgive anyone who is able to donate and does not.

I will not forgive anyone who did not share my post or offer even the smallest amount of help.

Please don't leave my children and family.

Donation link here or Verification here & here

[lacnunga]

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

[monstergili]

[negativefeedback-teen]

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[maswartz]

People like this should have to pay full price for the order they ruined.

[the-haiku-bot]

People like this should

have to pay full price for the

order they ruined.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[katcannaedance]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Monster High (Cartoon 2010), Monster High (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Spelldon Cauldronello/Kieran Valentine, Abbey Bominable/Heath Burns, Cleo de Nile/Deuce Gorgon, Draculaura/Clawd Wolf (Monster High), Toralei Stripe/Clawdeen Wolf, Skelita Calaveras/Frankie Stein, Sloman "Slo Mo" Mortavitch/Ghoulia Yelps, past - Relationship, Draculaura/Kieran Valentine, Kieran Valentine and Lord Stoker, Draculaura & Kieran Valentine, Hoodude/Gigi Grant, Lagoona Blue/Gillington "Gil" Webber Characters: Kieran Valentine, Lord Stoker (Monster High), Spelldon Cauldronello, Rotter (Monster High), Draculaura (Monster High), Toralei Stripe, C.A. Cupid, Abbey Bominable, Ghoulia Yelps, Spectra Vondergeist, Manny Taur, Operetta (Monster High), Cleo de Nile, Deuce Gorgon, Dracula (Monster High), Clawdeen Wolf (Monster High), Clawd Wolf (Monster High), Elissabat | Veronica Von Vamp, Gory Fangtell, Heath Burns (Monster High), Lagoona Blue (Monster High), Gillington "Gil" Webber, Sloman "Slo Mo" Mortavitch, Jackson Jekyll (Monster High), Holt Hyde (Monster High), Skelita Calaveras, Casta Fierce, Meowlody (Monster High), Purrsephone (Monster High), Viperine Gorgon, Clawdia Wolf (Monster High), Headless Headmistress Bloodgood (Monster High), Mr. Hackington (Monster High) Additional Tags: Teen Romance, Grumpy Old Men, Men Crying, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, gay old men, Everyone Is Gay, Kieran Valentine needs a hug, yes I am sleep deprived how did you know?, Gay, and if not gay, then bisexual, Trans Character, except it's like when Disney announces their one hundredth 'first gay character', it's Gil, she has a little arc, it's cute, Her name is the same tho, her parents suck ass, Abusive Parents, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm the author btw, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort Summary:

Bram Stoker is once again an outcast in a world where he'd fought tooth and nail to be respected, but when one of the most powerful vampires ever created finds out the true loneliness of his existence the newly-reformed Vampire Court demands Stoker's answers and knowledge in helping both the super-powered (and super-moody) teenager and other monsters at Monster High discover the true potential of their abilities. Also he's super gay just so ya know!

I will upload once a week if I can, if I don't upload I'm either dead, busy or depressed. I don't know which of those three is the worst tbh.

[katcannaedance]

My Monster High Au

Kieran comes back to Monster High with Lord Stoker who is now teaching Monsters and Magic.

Monsters and Magic is a subject designed for the magical monsters at the school who have no control over their abilities.

E.g Heath, sometimes Abbie, Spelldon (ya'll know where this is going), Gigi, etc.

Stoker is still an asshole in my au but the only monster he really gives a shit about it Kieran.

I think that he'd have a child with a normie when he was younger but when the vampire courts found out both were executed.

That's why he's so focused on tradition and control, if he gets fucked over then everyone gets fucked over.

He adopted Kieran and turned him when he was around four because he found him in the forest on his own (in Ireland obv).

Kieran's mother ended up being a nanny who pretends to be his parent when Lord Stoker isn't able to be there.

Kieran has a strong sense of superiority because he's always been expected to take care of himself by his mother.

He thinks he's the adult and the "mature one" in every conversation.

In reality he's one of the most emotionally unstable monsters at the school because he's had no support his whole unlife.

He and Spelldon become close because they're both so hated at Monster High.

Spelldon is hated because a video leaked of him crashing out at Casta behind the scenes and calling her entitled and spoiled.

Everyone assumes he's ungrateful and doesn't know what he's talking about.

In reality, Casta's existence ruined any chance Spelldon had at making friends or being in a genuine relationship because everyone is so obsessed with her.

he doesn't have that problem with Kieran cause he's strictly a classical music kind of guy.

Despite a reasonable crash out I still think Spelldon would be a bit of a dick to other monsters.

He's just not good at socialising ok?

He has trust issues.

I think Kieran definitely has issues with his own mental health in the sense that he tries to force himself to be the "romantic" emotional vampire everyone saw when he was seducing Draculaura when in reality he's on the verge of a breakdown like 24/7.

This guy throws some of the biggest tantrums you will ever see.

He almost destroyed the Creepeteria one day because a bunch of little things had set him off and then he'd missed his favourite food of the week because Clawdeen had deliberately bought one for all of her ghoul friends to piss him off.

He managed to get to an abandoned bathroom and destroy that instead but other monsters still found out about it and wrote him off as spoiled and entitled without knowing the full story.

Reminds me of someone else I know.

Bro absolutely has some form of OCD as well.

Every inch of his dorm room is colour coded in various shades of red and pinks.

One time Spectra had gone in as a spy and accidentally moved something.

He didn't leave his room for three days.

Stoker had to tell him that he moved it and then sterilise the whole thing.

For an undead vampire, Valentine does not like germs.

[katcannaedance]

So...

Chapter one has been updated and chapter two is coming soon. WCWGOMC is being written and finished in tandem with this story. So don't worry, it is coming!

[katcannaedance]

Chapter two is here bitches!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77046291/chapters/201666551