[paxamericana]

[lucklesslavender]

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

[shoelace-and-friends]

[kristmaskiller]

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

[kristmaskiller]

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

[kristmaskiller]

You reblogged this and I’m sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.

[grimgrib]

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

[he-i-mean-they]

sit down and think before you post

[997]

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

[cowboysuggest]

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

[anxietyproblem]

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kater-tott]

Regretting all these nights I've locked the cat out of my room, I really did like her sleeping with me. Now that she's gone I feel like shit for not spending more time with her.

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[kater-tott]

WELL

[the-memedaddy]

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[30minutememes]

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[acidpanter]

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

[acidpanter]

[acidpanter]

Sometimes…

They are good girls!!!!1!!

[ohbuddyboyitssmueer]

UNBLOCKED

[chrissongzzz]

you still gotta flirt with her, even if she's ur girl