[broad-city]

[goldblum]

[amystiago]

-Taylor Jenkins Reid

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation

[nationwidedornermoment]

The america they don’t want you to see

[slateblueearthbelow]

[atomicwrongs]

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

[atomicwrongs]

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

[mirdania]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

[assiraphales]

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

[myrtlewilson]

not that jack black isn’t already perfect but JB could physically change his body for a role if he had to but crisp rat couldn’t play a wholesome character who respects women if he tried

[sistertaxon]

All this talk of “blowing up the death star” is going to alienate moderates. We should try to work on incrementally shifting the Empire’s goals from “blow up Aldaraan” to something more moderate like “blow up Tattooine”

[onion-abandoned]

we were here. we will remember.

@crankgameplays @markiplier

[thoriffix]

unus annus has given me a lot, but i think marks speech at the end of the brutally honest video is something im gonna carry with me for a long time, yknow? 

[curioscurio]

using my powers for evil

[topherchris]

[senatortedcruz]

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

[mytearsrricochet]

I hate that post that’s like “not all Trump supporters are racist but all of them decided racism wasn’t a dealbreaker” uh actually all Trump supporters are racist BECAUSE all of them decided racism wasn’t a dealbreaker. you can’t support racism and not be racist.

[nudygoon]

[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4

[shigraki]

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

[dicksnot-deactivated20210512]