So that old post of mine where I came up with goofy alternative titles for CR1 episodes is going around again and I’m not sure I ever went back and did it for the entire first campaign? So here goes:
Episodes 1-13: “Let’s Get The Dungeon-Crawling Out Of The Way”
Episode 14: “Gilmore Appears And Nothing Else Matters In This World”
Episodes 15-16: “Let’s Leave This Subplot In A Basement Until We’re Properly Leveled”
Episode 17: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight”
Episodes 18-19: “Oh Fuck A Dragon”
Episodes 20-21: “I Hope This Semi-Immortal Enemy Doesn’t Come Back To Haunt Us”
Episode 22: “Oh Fuck A Dragon?”
Episode 23: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (Reprise)”
Episodes 24-25: “Okay Who Brought The Vampire-Riddled Backstory To A Perfectly Pleasant Party”
Episode 26: “So Fucking Weird I Can’t Come Up With A Title Funnier Than What Actually Happens”
Episode 27: “How Many Mirrors Can One Man Buy? (Spoiler: It’s Fifteen Hundred)”
Episode 28: “What The Actual Fuck Matthew”
Episodes 29-30: “Eerily Thematic Corruption Points: Fun For The Whole Family”
Episode 31: “JURASSIC PARK THEME INTENSIFIES”
Episodes 32-33: “Someone Open The Fridge And Let Cassandra Out Please”
Episode 34: “The Walls Are People And Magic Is Dead (This Is Fine)”
Episode 35: “Let’s Leave This Subplot In A Basement Until We’re Properly Leveled: The Sequel”
Episode 36: “The Holiday Special”
Episodes 37-38: “I Think I Saw This In A Soap Opera Once”
Episode 39: “What The Actual Fuck Matthew (The ‘Oh Fuck Four Dragons’ Remix)”
Episodes 40-42: “Everything Is Terrible And Nothing Will Be Okay Again”
Episode 43: “Okay Maybe Things Might Just Be The Slightest Bit Okay Again”
Episodes 44-45: “Yeah No Forget I Said That”
Episode 46: “Inexplicable Comic Relief”
Episode 47: “I Think That Went Well (It Didn’t)”
Episodes 48-50: “We Should Probably Rethink Our Policy On Sentient Evil Swords”
Episodes 51-52: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (Orchestral Remix)”
Episodes 53-55: “We Teleported Inside A Dragon And Somehow Things Got Worse From There”
Episode 56: “The Hot Springs Episode”
Episode 57: “How Many Voices Can We Make Matt Do”
Episode 58: “Well Shit, That Semi-Immortal Enemy Totally Came Back To Haunt Us”
Episodes 59-62: “Let’s Kidnap An Archfey And Become Royalty”
Episode 63: “Sometimes Trees Are Assholes”
Episode 64: “Ding-Dong Yes Hello Please Sign For This Gut-Punch Thank You”
Episodes 65-66: “Oregano Is Totally A Drug Right?”
Episodes 67-69: “What The Fuck Is This What The Fuck I Mean This Show May Actually Be Hazardous To My Health At This Point I Need Like Thirty Naps Now (The ‘What The Fuck’ Remix)”
Episodes 70-71: “Just Stick All Your Boss Battles In The Same Place It’ll Be Great”
Episode 72: “The Sound Of A Thousand Pens Hitting Paper”
Episode 73: “Let’s Not Go To The City of Brass”
Episodes 74-75: “Actually You Know What I Hear The City of Brass Is Real Nice This Time Of Year”
Episode 76: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (The ‘It Works On Several Levels’ Remix)”
Episode 77: “Did We Leave The Oven On Before We Left For Another Plane of Existence? (Yes)”
Episode 78: “This Guy Knows Words Like ‘Phalanx’ So He Should Probably Make The Plan”
Episode 79: “In The Dark, All Alone”
Episode 80: “Cue The Woodwinds”
Episode 81: “We… Probably Shouldn’t Leave The Subplot In A Basement This Time”
Episode 82: “The Floor Is The Ceiling And Is Also Made Of People (This Is Also Fine)”
Episode 83: “Poetic Justice In Spell Form”
Episode 84: “If You Skipped Here From Episode One You Wouldn’t Believe Which Characters Are Making You Cry”
Episode 85: “Sometimes Everything Is Broken”
Episode 86: “Bonding Over Daddy Issues”
Episode 87: “Oh Right We Should Probably Get Back To Some Of These Subplots Huh”
Episode 88: “Like Seriously Just A Literal Pit Fight (The ‘Under The Sea’ Remix)”
Episodes 89-90: “Earning That Inspiring Leader Feat”
Episodes 91-93: Listen, I can’t do it. I can’t beat the actual title. “Vox Machina Go To Hell” is too good.
Episode 94: “Hunting… For Love (Okay And Also For A Monster Creature But Hey)”
Episode 95: “What Vox Machina Did On Their Summer Vacation”
Episode 96: “Don’t You Hate It When Family Comes To Visit And Brings A Curse With Them?”
Episodes 97-98: “Don’t You Hate It When Family Hires An Assassin/Baker To Kidnap You?”
Episodes 99-100: “Communing With Ducks Is A Thing That Happens Sometimes”
Episode 101: “Nice City! Hate What You’ve Done With The Place!”
Episode 102: ”Fuck! This Show Is Extremely Hazardous To My Health And I Need To Go Lie Down Again”
Episode 103: “We Don’t Do Anything With Dignity”
Episode 104: “Going Door-To-Door Asking Gods If They’ve Heard The Good Word Of Us”
Episodes 105-106: “This Is The Weirdest Episode Of Reading Rainbow”
Episodes 107-108: “Intense Fantasy Blacksmithing”
Episodes 109-111: “This Mountain-Climbing Trip Is So Stressful”
Episode 112: “The Feywild Is A Kinky Place”
Episode 113: “This Mountain-Climbing Trip Is So Stressful (The ‘What The Actual Fuck Matthew’ Remix)”
Episode 114: “In The Light, All Together”
Episode 115: “It’s Always Been A Story About Love (But Also Pandemonium)”
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